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themountaingoats.bsky.social
[with great gravity, aware that, when I speak, my words, like Black Bolt, will cause widespread devastation, but not of physical structures but of an entire burgeoning economic sector which will never recover] ...oh yeah? more like fartificial intelligence
June 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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renatayaga.bsky.social
NEW SHIRT DESIGN!!
FOR MY GENDERFUCKERS AND BIGENDERS OUT THERE (like me) I LOVE YOU!
BUY IT HERE DUDE!!!
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Oh you want one with the genders switched? LOOK BELOW!
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A shirt design that reads "Monday 2 Friday 9 to 5 I'M A GIRL, BUT WEEKENDS are for the boys". It has a skeleton with a cigarette, backwards blue and purple cap, gun, a cold beer with the trans flag colors and logo that they're cracking open with their teeth, and the top font has bigender colors. the sign that says BUT is neon pink, the WEEKENDS sign is big and red with yellow lights inside surrounded by almost 100 yellow lights, and Are For The Boys sign is neon pink.
March 8, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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renatayaga.bsky.social
NEW SHIRT DESIGN!!
FOR MY GENDERFUCKERS AND BIGENDERS OUT THERE (like me) I LOVE YOU!
BUY IT HERE DUDE!!!
twohalfidiots.threadless.com/designs/im-a...
Oh you want one with the genders switched? CHECK THE POST ABOVE!! 2/2
A shirt design that reads "Monday 2 Friday 9 to 5 I'M A BOY, BUT WEEKENDS are for the girls". It has a skeleton with a cigarette, backwards blue and purple cap, gun, a cold beer with the trans flag colors and logo that they're cracking open with their teeth, and the top font has bigender colors. the sign that says BUT is neon pink, the WEEKENDS sign is big and red with yellow lights inside surrounded by almost 100 yellow lights, and Are For The Girls sign is neon pink.
March 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
now that "how did it get to be 8:30" is such a big part of my life I can't help wondering if "wow, 6 already?" is up around the corner
February 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
we are unfortunately experiencing a giant wave of "Bluesky is for talking about Twitter." it's not. you wanna talk about Twitter you know how to get there, live your truth! Bluesky is for the following things:
1) good jokes
2) interesting or useful information
3) hog on main
dly.bsky.social d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Feb 7
please stop bringing Ye's trash from Over There to Over Here
February 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
"Mossborn Hyrdra? More like Bitchmade Hydra," I cry again from my lightless holding cell 100 feet below the concrete floor of my LGS
February 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
supersylly.bsky.social
👁️👁️
February 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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esqueer.net
These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.
January 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Once again I am denied my Christmas #1 owing to the industry-wide blackout on my undeniable holiday classic “Intrusive Sex Thoughts Christmas”
December 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
supersylly.bsky.social
This is a Peaches fan account now I guess
December 23, 2024 at 5:34 AM
supersylly.bsky.social
Put That Tooth Away
December 21, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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gorgeousbat.bsky.social
The deep state will come after you if you plant a vegetable garden in the street median
December 18, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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theonion.com
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term -The Onion
December 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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nikmn.bsky.social
If YOU 🫵 know a child or teen (ages 10-15) in Central NJ who you think would enjoy playing Magic: the Gathering, you should register them for one of the introductory classes I'm leading through the Monmouth County Park System this February. Search keyword 'Magic' at reg.monmouthcountyparks.com
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December 14, 2024 at 5:14 AM
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colsonwhitehead.com
Semi-colon party all night long!
Say what?
Semi-colon party all night long!!
caseystegman.com Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · Dec 14
Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)
“No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.”
December 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
supersylly.bsky.social
Dad just absolutely FLASHBANGED me by walking into the room and saying “honey, have you ever heard of this breed of dog? A core-gi? C-O-R…”
December 12, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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taliajane.bsky.social
Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
wanted posters on a light post taken at night of Steve Nelson, president of Aetna, David Joyner, president & CEO of CVS Health. Both feature photos of the execs with three bullets labeled DENY, DEFEND, DEPOSE detailing the wrongs of the healthcare industry (but not legible enough in the picture to transcribe). “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom. Wanted posters of Marianne Lake, Denis Coleman, Brian Moynihan, Robin Vince in similar format as others, on a wall. Wanted poster of Brian Thompson with an X through his photo featuring the same bulleted text as the others. “Healthcare CEOs should not feel safe. Deny - Defend - Depose” it says at the bottom. Communique: On Wednesday morning over thirty CEOs will gather at the Conrad hotel for the second day of the Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference to discuss how they can become richer by extracting wealth, time, and energy from the working class from all over the world. To welcome them, anon actionists put up wanted posters of the leeches attending the conference, including Martin Smalls of Black Rock, Robin Vince of BNY Mellon, Denis Coleman of Goldman Sachs, and of course, Brian Thompson, the former CEO of United Healthcare. These CEOs run companies that control trillions of dollars by stealing money, time, and labor from the working class. Do they care about the problems of poverty, homelessness, and injustice at these conferences? No, and their actions are violent. Health insurance companies (like financial services companies) don’t provide us with anything useful - they only limit our access to healthcare. Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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theonion.com
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer -The Onion
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
supersylly.bsky.social
Time for my plea that you all go watch Silent Night Deadly Night 2, the greatest Christmas Movie of all time
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 AM
supersylly.bsky.social
Ridiculously proud of the cauliflower steak I made tonight
Cheesy grilled cauliflower
December 5, 2024 at 2:09 AM
supersylly.bsky.social
My car decides to have its first problem ever and die when I’m on the way to a job interview 😭 Et tu, Honda Fit??
December 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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theonion.com
Girlfriend Keeps Dropping Hints About Wanting 17-Hectare Mausoleum Complex
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Girlfriend Keeps Dropping Hints About Wanting 17-Hectare Mausoleum Complex -The Onion
December 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
supersylly.bsky.social
My bf drew my animal crossing sona 😭
December 3, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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theonion.com
American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday
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American Express Launches Small Sweatshop Saturday The Onion
December 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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RFK Jr. Vows To Ban Soaps That Smell So Good You Eat A Little
WASHINGTON—Promising to end what he has called a “war on public health” by the federal government, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the nominee to oversee the Department of Health and Human Services, vowed Mond...
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November 30, 2024 at 10:18 PM