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LAST DAY TO NOMINATE!
and our really good very great TableTopless cast & guests
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Uploading it to PH if we secure the nom 🏆
March 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Gonna stream with my bestie, XGoddessAthena and drain some simps stupid all night tonight 🥰 We are gonna be on her account - find her through the @jerkmate.bsky.social link in my bio!
March 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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This proves the Dems ARE NOT the opposition party, rather they’re just a party of the opposition—and the weakest link in the opposition.
March 15, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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I love being @jerkmate.bsky.social Model of the Month for March 🍀 I've been having so much fun 🔥

Make sure to find me this month (find me on my profile!) to catch my video specials happening this month only! 🙊🙈
March 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I enjoyed not buying anything on Amazon so much today that I think I will keep the party going throughout the weekend.
March 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
February 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Who’s got two big tits and a new VR scene on SexLikeReal???

(Spoiler alert, it’s me)

Click the link to watch!

t.co/CKWmr3Arpw
February 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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February 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
open.substack.com
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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“Millions of us are used by the wealthiest elites to perpetuate and do the dirty work of keeping systemic racism alive and thriving in the USA. It’s not our place to decide and tell Black and brown people that their reality does not exist.”

www.linkedin.com/posts/synerg...
February 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I don’t have regrets. I have a collection of poor decisions that I’ve rebranded as “life lessons.
February 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Our transgender friends are living in a waking nightmare in Trumpworld.

We all need to step up & protect their right to be their authentic selves.
February 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
February 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million.

How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65

Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?
February 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Tulsi Gabbard will be operating entirely in the dark, after the purges at FBI and CIA, because no allied government will share intel with her.

Every foreign terrorist attack in the next few years will have been engineered by Donald Trump and the pieces of shit who support him.
February 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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They're eating the checks!

They're eating the balances!
February 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
February 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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What if the microplastics are actually keeping us beautiful into our 30s as opposed to those guys from like 100 years ago who looked busted as hell at that age
February 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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