Smile and wave, Joe. Smile and wave
Smile and wave, Joe. Smile and wave
Here's what you do. You walk right up to the biggest pervert in the yard and you affirm them. You affirm the shit out of them. People leave you alone if you exude needy intimacy.
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The United States is experiencing an attempt at a fascist takeover. To that end, one of its political parties has openly thrown aside the functions of government in favor of taking power in any way possible. 🧵
The United States is experiencing an attempt at a fascist takeover. To that end, one of its political parties has openly thrown aside the functions of government in favor of taking power in any way possible. 🧵
Me: I’m drunk
Carpenter: i’m hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i’m plastered
Garbage Man: i’m trashed
Beekeeper: i’m buzzed
Accountant: i’m totaled
Quarterback: i’m blitzed
Scuba Diver: i’m tanked
English Professor: i’m lit
Plumber: i’m shitfaced
Hulk: i’m smashed
Youth: i’m wasted
Me: I’m drunk
Carpenter: i’m hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i’m plastered
Garbage Man: i’m trashed
Beekeeper: i’m buzzed
Accountant: i’m totaled
Quarterback: i’m blitzed
Scuba Diver: i’m tanked
English Professor: i’m lit
Plumber: i’m shitfaced
Hulk: i’m smashed
Youth: i’m wasted