swamphawk.bsky.social
swamphawk.bsky.social
@swamphawk.bsky.social
scribbler/typist, consumer of raw and cooked music, pal to ground songbirds, antique gym possum
At this point, Joe Biden trying to rescue his legacy registers exactly the hubris we’ve come to expect from him.
Smile and wave, Joe. Smile and wave
May 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Jesus gets us. Then again, so does Stephen Miller.
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Kendrick just created a three way tie for best SB 1/2 time, joining Prince and Janet’s nipple in the top tier.
February 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 6, 2024 at 12:07 PM
What time is Scot Bao addressing the convention?
July 18, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I watched Wimbelton tennis today and rather enjoyed it. I have hated tennis all my life. I am 72 years old. All things remain possible.
July 12, 2024 at 9:32 PM
July 11, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Please don’t mention my having said this but I need this Celts team to go back-2-back
June 18, 2024 at 3:43 AM
May 24, 2024 at 3:00 AM
April 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
April 24, 2024 at 11:59 PM
April 22, 2024 at 3:34 AM
April 12, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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for every ten stories written about the latest flashpoint in the culture wars, there should be at least one written about how this looming supreme court chevron decision is going to turn the majority of federal regulatory agencies into the functional equivalent of decorative gourds
February 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Fury Road is the greatest action flick ever made and it ain’t even close. Thank you. Carry on
February 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Nice to see Weatherspoon rockin some grit
February 22, 2024 at 4:34 AM
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Here’s the deal: We stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential.
February 18, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Relevant
First day on BlueSky?
Here's what you do. You walk right up to the biggest pervert in the yard and you affirm them. You affirm the shit out of them. People leave you alone if you exude needy intimacy.
February 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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"The Oglala Sioux tribe president said Noem’s ban from the Pine Ridge reservation resulted from the fact that many arriving at the US border...are Indigenous people from places like El Salvador, Guatemala and Mexico, who come “in search of jobs and a better life”

amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
South Dakota tribe bans governor from reservation over US border comments | South Dakota | The Guard...
Oglala Sioux tribe banishes Republican Kristi Noem after she spoke about wanting to send razor wire to Texas
amp.theguardian.com
February 6, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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Let's look at this a little differently.

The United States is experiencing an attempt at a fascist takeover. To that end, one of its political parties has openly thrown aside the functions of government in favor of taking power in any way possible. 🧵
"[European] diplomats are aghast that so many U.S. leaders let their zeal for partisan politics prevent the basic functions of government."
February 6, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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[bar]
Me: I’m drunk
Carpenter: i’m hammered
Dry Wall Guy: i’m plastered
Garbage Man: i’m trashed
Beekeeper: i’m buzzed
Accountant: i’m totaled
Quarterback: i’m blitzed
Scuba Diver: i’m tanked
English Professor: i’m lit
Plumber: i’m shitfaced
Hulk: i’m smashed
Youth: i’m wasted
January 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
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Haley is going to do just well enough for Trump to throw every ugly racist, misogynist insult he can conjure at her. And then she’ll endorse him.
January 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM
Gotta say I’m looking forward to that point in cultural history when cocaine is legal, reasonably priced and readily available
January 14, 2024 at 4:35 PM
In the end Kraft came to understand if he didn’t let Bill go, Mike Felger and Tony Massarotti were gonna be SO pissed.
January 11, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Even in its wrap up season, Letterkenny remains the Tarantino we deserve
January 8, 2024 at 5:18 AM