“Whatever. Listen, the people leading this (tariffs on penguin island) are serious and intentional.”

The penguins know what they did!

He added to it.

Like, if we buy coffee from Columbia and sell them YouTube subscriptions in return, somehow he thinks that is a bad deal.

I’m so fucking pissed that I already go into a classroom thinking “what do I do if there’s a mass shooter” and now I gotta add “what do I do if armed agents of the state come to drag away a student?”

A different angle showing the kidnapping of Runeysa Ozturk by U.S. secret police in Massachusetts.

(via Daniel Boguslaw on Twitter) x.com/DRBoguslaw/s...

me: i'm craving olive garden
you: babe we've got olive garden at home
the olive garden at home:

-someone furiously scribbling this on resume to become secret agent-