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Conan o brien must go on max is just him being a sleep paralysis fairy godmother
May 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Conan o brien must go on max is just him being a sleep paralysis fairy godmother
dermatologists: cyst la vie
April 18, 2025 at 6:38 AM
dermatologists: cyst la vie
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If I ever figure out what Mental Health is I'm going to destroy it.
April 17, 2025 at 11:01 AM
If I ever figure out what Mental Health is I'm going to destroy it.
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( Confusing politics & sex ) Yeah i'm bottom left
February 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
( Confusing politics & sex ) Yeah i'm bottom left
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“Whatever. Listen, the people leading this (tariffs on penguin island) are serious and intentional.”
The penguins know what they did!
The penguins know what they did!
April 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“Whatever. Listen, the people leading this (tariffs on penguin island) are serious and intentional.”
The penguins know what they did!
The penguins know what they did!
"I'm just a sociopath, dude, not actually an orange cat" - my sister, on weaponized incompetence
April 3, 2025 at 9:02 AM
"I'm just a sociopath, dude, not actually an orange cat" - my sister, on weaponized incompetence
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extra space in your tote bag? how about a bunch of loose bones in there you never know
April 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
extra space in your tote bag? how about a bunch of loose bones in there you never know
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He added to it.
Like, if we buy coffee from Columbia and sell them YouTube subscriptions in return, somehow he thinks that is a bad deal.
Like, if we buy coffee from Columbia and sell them YouTube subscriptions in return, somehow he thinks that is a bad deal.
April 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
He added to it.
Like, if we buy coffee from Columbia and sell them YouTube subscriptions in return, somehow he thinks that is a bad deal.
Like, if we buy coffee from Columbia and sell them YouTube subscriptions in return, somehow he thinks that is a bad deal.
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No one I've talked to or have heard on TV today, could explain how Donald Trump came up with today's tariff numbers.
I checked the other platform and renowned business writer James Surowiecki offered this. It makes sense as an explanation less so for economic policy #Trump #Tariffs
I checked the other platform and renowned business writer James Surowiecki offered this. It makes sense as an explanation less so for economic policy #Trump #Tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
the pricemaster (2001)
March 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
the pricemaster (2001)
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An elderly holocaust survivor confronts ICE and Tom Homan.
His bravery after what he has experienced and endured shows his incredible indomitable spirit even the Nazis couldn’t crush.
#MomSky
His bravery after what he has experienced and endured shows his incredible indomitable spirit even the Nazis couldn’t crush.
#MomSky
March 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
An elderly holocaust survivor confronts ICE and Tom Homan.
His bravery after what he has experienced and endured shows his incredible indomitable spirit even the Nazis couldn’t crush.
#MomSky
His bravery after what he has experienced and endured shows his incredible indomitable spirit even the Nazis couldn’t crush.
#MomSky
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March 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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I’m so fucking pissed that I already go into a classroom thinking “what do I do if there’s a mass shooter” and now I gotta add “what do I do if armed agents of the state come to drag away a student?”
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m so fucking pissed that I already go into a classroom thinking “what do I do if there’s a mass shooter” and now I gotta add “what do I do if armed agents of the state come to drag away a student?”
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A different angle showing the kidnapping of Runeysa Ozturk by U.S. secret police in Massachusetts.
(via Daniel Boguslaw on Twitter) x.com/DRBoguslaw/s...
(via Daniel Boguslaw on Twitter) x.com/DRBoguslaw/s...
March 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A different angle showing the kidnapping of Runeysa Ozturk by U.S. secret police in Massachusetts.
(via Daniel Boguslaw on Twitter) x.com/DRBoguslaw/s...
(via Daniel Boguslaw on Twitter) x.com/DRBoguslaw/s...
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A lot of Democrats warned about these exact things because they were in Project 2025. A lot of the press dismissed them and then reported Trump had “nothing to do with Project 2025” and “disavowed” it. (Instead of just flatly saying he was lying because of course he was!)
If you had shown me this picture in a Democratic campaign ad last fall, I would have rolled my eyes at the ridiculous overkill
March 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
A lot of Democrats warned about these exact things because they were in Project 2025. A lot of the press dismissed them and then reported Trump had “nothing to do with Project 2025” and “disavowed” it. (Instead of just flatly saying he was lying because of course he was!)
Costco makes me want a hot dog real bad
March 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Costco makes me want a hot dog real bad
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Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed
March 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just thinking about what the US looked like before the EPA existed
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a scabbard but instead of a sword it holds your favourite baguette
March 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
a scabbard but instead of a sword it holds your favourite baguette
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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE.
(President of Mexico on International Women’s Day)
(President of Mexico on International Women’s Day)
March 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE.
(President of Mexico on International Women’s Day)
(President of Mexico on International Women’s Day)
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hey girl are you wearing space pants cuz your ass is a beautiful infinite void that people stare into with awe and wonder, making them contemplate their infinitesimal place in this vast unending universe.
March 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
hey girl are you wearing space pants cuz your ass is a beautiful infinite void that people stare into with awe and wonder, making them contemplate their infinitesimal place in this vast unending universe.
is it cost effective to buy a salt lick for horses for me and grate it like olive garden cheese or nibble on it every time I need salt
March 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
is it cost effective to buy a salt lick for horses for me and grate it like olive garden cheese or nibble on it every time I need salt
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📌I can't believe I'm defending science to people who would otherwise be dead if it didn't exist ...
March 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
📌I can't believe I'm defending science to people who would otherwise be dead if it didn't exist ...
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i’m first and foremost a journalist asking the tough questions
March 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i’m first and foremost a journalist asking the tough questions