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i love watching youtube videos about quantum theory and stuff where experts say things like "imagine a cube. now, if the cube had 16 sides but it remains cubular, within each of those sides we'd find a replica of the entire platonic cube form, tessellated"
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
i love how in her book julia fox describes women like "she was beautiful. not in a conventional sense, but she had the most luscious lips i had ever seen. her joy shone through her soft complexion like moonbeams on a quiet pond"
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i love how in her book julia fox describes women like "she was beautiful. not in a conventional sense, but she had the most luscious lips i had ever seen. her joy shone through her soft complexion like moonbeams on a quiet pond"
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
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Before Reagan you would ask somebody what they did for work and they would say something like my name is Papa Foolio and I roam from town to town fooling children with my big sack of tricks but now everybody just has computer jobs
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Before Reagan you would ask somebody what they did for work and they would say something like my name is Papa Foolio and I roam from town to town fooling children with my big sack of tricks but now everybody just has computer jobs
i just learned that peter thiel is gay and the whiplash broke my neck
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i just learned that peter thiel is gay and the whiplash broke my neck
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
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im proud of everyone learning to hate technology so much
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
im proud of everyone learning to hate technology so much
for my american pals and their doggies 🐶❤️
A reminder on Thanksgiving foods that are dog friendly and foods that are harmful for dogs.
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 PM
for my american pals and their doggies 🐶❤️
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People talk about trying not to put on weight at Christmas, when a Christmas tradition my friends and I share is weighing ourselves on the morning and evening of Christmas day to see what percentage of us is Christmas Dinner. (The goal is to become 10% Christmas Dinner, but the current record is 7%)
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
People talk about trying not to put on weight at Christmas, when a Christmas tradition my friends and I share is weighing ourselves on the morning and evening of Christmas day to see what percentage of us is Christmas Dinner. (The goal is to become 10% Christmas Dinner, but the current record is 7%)
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The pope has absolutely seen this meme
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The pope has absolutely seen this meme
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Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
Give a man three fishes and he'll think you're a genie who can't spell.
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wish crows were cuddly
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
wish crows were cuddly
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THERAPIST: Perhaps it's time to become... Doctor "Why?"
DOCTOR WHO: *starts sobbing*
DOCTOR WHO: *starts sobbing*
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
THERAPIST: Perhaps it's time to become... Doctor "Why?"
DOCTOR WHO: *starts sobbing*
DOCTOR WHO: *starts sobbing*
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I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I've seen people say that getting attached to ChatGPT is like "believing the stripper really loves you", but that's not true. It's more like believing that the dryer personally composed that little jingle on a lonely sockless night just to win your affections.
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
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prepare your bodies and minds for infinite dogs
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
prepare your bodies and minds for infinite dogs
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to new followers, welcome. your god is not here
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
to new followers, welcome. your god is not here
i don't know why, for the sake of her young fans, ariana grande can't release a statement saying "hey, i'm going through something. that's all i'm willing to share."
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't know why, for the sake of her young fans, ariana grande can't release a statement saying "hey, i'm going through something. that's all i'm willing to share."
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Happy "weekend where I dont have to spend time with my problematic family" to my fellow non Americans
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy "weekend where I dont have to spend time with my problematic family" to my fellow non Americans
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
i heard that AI is so confidently wrong all the time is bcuz it was trained on all the info on the internet and it never learned how to respond to a question with "i don't know" cuz no one online has ever done that
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
i heard that AI is so confidently wrong all the time is bcuz it was trained on all the info on the internet and it never learned how to respond to a question with "i don't know" cuz no one online has ever done that
i got chatGPT to make me a nyquil hot cheetos monster energy ice cream recipe for my ninja creami so idk what you are talking about obviously ai recipes absolutely slap
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i got chatGPT to make me a nyquil hot cheetos monster energy ice cream recipe for my ninja creami so idk what you are talking about obviously ai recipes absolutely slap
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ai Andre 3000: alright now fellows
ai the love haters: yeah?
ai Andre 3000: what’s older than navy
ai the love haters: old navy
ai the love haters: yeah?
ai Andre 3000: what’s older than navy
ai the love haters: old navy
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ai Andre 3000: alright now fellows
ai the love haters: yeah?
ai Andre 3000: what’s older than navy
ai the love haters: old navy
ai the love haters: yeah?
ai Andre 3000: what’s older than navy
ai the love haters: old navy
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who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
who wants to hang out in our dreams tonight
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On December 4, 2007, in the Usenet group “Friends of the Friendless,” someone wrote:
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
On December 4, 2007, in the Usenet group “Friends of the Friendless,” someone wrote:
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.