jude 🦴hell detective (doll)🦴
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jude 🦴hell detective (doll)🦴
@swampvendor.bsky.social
artist, part-time goblin, full time yeller, permanent resident of of the comic brainrot dungeon dimension (they/them 🏳️‍⚧️)
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November 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I think a lot about the fact that garth ennis was like "yeah fuck the cops, theye incompetent." and youre like "yeah man you get it" and he immediately is like "BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MURDER PEOPLE ENOUGH AND SUDDENLY ITS BAD TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE AND FORCE CONFESSIONS???"
November 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
my current side project is finally making that clow card recreation and I got punched in the face with how big an impact THIS SPECIFIC ILLUSTRATION of ruby moon had on me
August 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Fenrir’s revenge- 2025
August 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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dodge my pantokrator boy
August 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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this diva……
I will never shut up about this as long as people treat these as anything else but Buzzfeed-level "What type of bread are you?"-tests.
August 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Myers-Briggs Personality types were not created by a psychiatrist or any other professional; it was invented as a writing tool by a woman hoping to improve her homoerotic RPF fanfics about Carl Jung.
Ok folks: what is your favorite fact that you share with people (maybe a bit too) eagerly?
August 20, 2025 at 10:37 AM
an explanation
August 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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You ‘run the gamut’ and ‘run the gauntlet.’

You don’t ‘run the gambit.’

gamut = entire range or series

gauntlet = severe trial

Gambit = Alpha-level mutant who can convert potential energy to kinetic energy
August 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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Got the best bookmark for House of Leaves from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i put on the chair while I do my little tasks because im vaguely interested in it and jesus christened shane dawson is such an unlikeable, unprofessional asshole I continue to not understand how he ever got a single dollar or iota of fame.
August 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
daryl van horne so perfectly predicted the obnoxious male feminist soft boy who talks about how horny he is "accidentally" its fucking crazy.
August 16, 2025 at 2:04 AM
anyway I forgot i had bluesky for like 8 months sorry im mostly on birdsite and mastodon because I can be a little horny there and not feel guilty.
August 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
my mom and I are visiting seattle in october, so I got a raincoat and honestly my transformation into jonathan creek has really ramped up
August 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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August 6, 2025 at 11:00 AM
sometimes when I dunk on tv's own rip hunter, i'm truly only dunking on myself.
August 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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I laugh genuinely out loud at least once per issue of Avengers Academy, @meakoopa.bsky.social.
February 19, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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NOT NOW NOT EVER - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
January 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
i get so like. deeply annoyed at people having the hot take of FLEABAG ISN'T FEMINIST FLEABAG IS THE COOL GIRL STEREOTYPE etc etc
December 10, 2024 at 3:44 PM
ship of fools
December 9, 2024 at 4:30 PM
concept: ship of theseus model kit that's sourced from other model kits.
December 9, 2024 at 4:18 PM
why is this woodcut of matthew hopkins so zesty
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
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Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door contains unused early status effect messages in its files. The message for losing all effects (i.e. going back to normal) translates to "You've become obscene".
December 5, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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I did a presentation at my church for their adult continuing education series called “We Have Always Been Here” about how LGBTQ history gets erased and people were particularly shook to learn about this guy. even folks who are fine with the gays still think trans people were invented in like 2017
It's not new. Trans people have been around as long as there have been people. And the revolutionary institute that performed the first known gender affirming surgeries, founded by a gay Jewish doctor, was among the Nazis' first targets. Learn more from @bschillace.brandyschillace.com:
The Forgotten History of the World's First Trans Clinic
The Institute for Sexual Research in Berlin would be a century old if it hadn’t fallen victim to Nazi ideology
www.scientificamerican.com
December 4, 2024 at 9:48 PM