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I love bacon because I can wrap it around anything.
Basically, it's the duct tape of food.
March 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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The greatest business battle EVER to be fought will come when President Elon starts trying to implement AI for federal processes.

The battle will be fought over which company’s AI will be used by the feds.

This is a zero sum battle that will create more chaos than this country has ever seen
February 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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pajama pants without pockets: WHY
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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The kids dropped the egg carton from the fridge, smashing four eggs. I will never financially recover from this
February 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Nothing will put the “co-president” meme to rest better than an exclusive joint interview of the co-presidents.
February 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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If you’ve ever taken the oath to uphold the Constitution, this is the time to live up to it.
February 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Wisdom
February 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Gulf of Distraction
February 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Them: why are you so stressed

Me: the everything
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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removing your presence from places you don’t feel loved, appreciated, or respected is a top tier form of self-care.
February 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing
February 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Before I get back to my regularly scheduled programming of book talks, here is a splash of color to brighten your feed.

The Amethyst Deceiver, laccaria amethystina.
#fungifriends #photography #nature #washington #kitsap #takeahike
February 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I feel like the word blacks is a racist term, I don’t know maybe it’s just me. How people say it too sounds nasty.
February 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Nobody trusts anybody now, and we're all very tired.
February 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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February 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH
a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
Alt: a black background with the words black history month in red yellow and green
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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a Peeping Don
February 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM