tonight, we celebrate the sacred and honored feast of "good luck going to sleep before midnight"
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
tonight, we celebrate the sacred and honored feast of "good luck going to sleep before midnight"
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
note to whoever makes the internet: "something went wrong" is the world's most useless error message
December 27, 2025 at 1:33 PM
note to whoever makes the internet: "something went wrong" is the world's most useless error message
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me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
December 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me, my wife, my son and my dog all have our christmases on the exact same day of the year. the odds of this are approximately 1 in 48 million
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my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
December 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my son got two different toy fire trucks for christmas. two. and despite being considerably more familiar with their purpose and operation, i didn’t receive a single fucking fire truck
proposal: in the future, all sports highlights should be set to "my heart will go on" www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
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December 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
proposal: in the future, all sports highlights should be set to "my heart will go on" www.reddit.com/r/nfl/commen...
goin' with a great album no one has ever heard of: ego by treaks
What's the best album of 2025?
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
goin' with a great album no one has ever heard of: ego by treaks
main takeaway from my 2025 twitch recap: i barely use twitch anymore 😬
December 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
main takeaway from my 2025 twitch recap: i barely use twitch anymore 😬
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🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
September 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy
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i just turned on the us open and i swear to god there is a net right in the middle of the court. the players have to hit the ball over it to even play
August 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i just turned on the us open and i swear to god there is a net right in the middle of the court. the players have to hit the ball over it to even play
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i believe i've just invented a new type of sandwich: the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. you may be thinking, "how is that different from a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" well, this sandwich has not only peanut butter, but jelly as well, making it essentially a peanut butter and jel– ah shit
July 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i believe i've just invented a new type of sandwich: the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. you may be thinking, "how is that different from a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?" well, this sandwich has not only peanut butter, but jelly as well, making it essentially a peanut butter and jel– ah shit
top ten albums of the decade!? well, if i have to:
1. sleater-kinney: the woods
purple mountains: s/t
boston spaceships: let it beard
sleater-kinney: one beat
dry cleaning: new long leg
fea: s/t
new p'graphers: twin cinema
neko case: fox confessor
amyl + sniffers: comfort to me
melt-banana: fetch
1. sleater-kinney: the woods
purple mountains: s/t
boston spaceships: let it beard
sleater-kinney: one beat
dry cleaning: new long leg
fea: s/t
new p'graphers: twin cinema
neko case: fox confessor
amyl + sniffers: comfort to me
melt-banana: fetch
1.
one-armed bandit, jaga jazzist (2010)
2. (tie)
stankonia, outkast (00)
the moon & antarctica, modest mouse (00)
in rainbows, radiohead (07)
kaputt, destroyer (11)
lonerism, tame impala (12)
cut 4 me, kelela (13)
singles, future islands (14)
blood, lianne la havas (15)
alfredo, freddie gibbs (20)
one-armed bandit, jaga jazzist (2010)
2. (tie)
stankonia, outkast (00)
the moon & antarctica, modest mouse (00)
in rainbows, radiohead (07)
kaputt, destroyer (11)
lonerism, tame impala (12)
cut 4 me, kelela (13)
singles, future islands (14)
blood, lianne la havas (15)
alfredo, freddie gibbs (20)
Okay you gave the Times your ten best movies of the century, but what about your ten best ALBUMS, hmm? Hit me with that shit.
July 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
top ten albums of the decade!? well, if i have to:
1. sleater-kinney: the woods
purple mountains: s/t
boston spaceships: let it beard
sleater-kinney: one beat
dry cleaning: new long leg
fea: s/t
new p'graphers: twin cinema
neko case: fox confessor
amyl + sniffers: comfort to me
melt-banana: fetch
1. sleater-kinney: the woods
purple mountains: s/t
boston spaceships: let it beard
sleater-kinney: one beat
dry cleaning: new long leg
fea: s/t
new p'graphers: twin cinema
neko case: fox confessor
amyl + sniffers: comfort to me
melt-banana: fetch
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my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
June 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
my eight-month-old son won't drive a car. i set him in the driver's seat, buckle him in, even put the key in the ignition for him, and he just sits there and smiles at me. i'm at my wit's end
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those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
June 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
those of us who were born in 1982 grew up in a unique time and have had some really interesting life experiences, but what really makes me laugh is when people born before or after 1982 claim that they’ve also had life experiences. get serious. no you haven’t
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my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
May 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
my sportscenter co-anchor: wnba action tonight, season's in full swing. jon, you know what they call it when the indiana "fever" play the atlanta "dream"?
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
me: basketball game
co-anchor: no
me: what is basketball game
co-anchor: correct!
me: potent potables, $200
co-anchor: wow that's a great deal
today i ordered a BLT at wawa, but instead of lettuce, they gave me twice as much bacon. i can't complain, although i am pretty sure it was the unhealthiest sandwich i ever ate
April 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
today i ordered a BLT at wawa, but instead of lettuce, they gave me twice as much bacon. i can't complain, although i am pretty sure it was the unhealthiest sandwich i ever ate
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Don't believe everything you read in cartoons.
#poochcafe #comicstrips #comics #doghumor #peanuts #charlesschultz #football
#poochcafe #comicstrips #comics #doghumor #peanuts #charlesschultz #football
April 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Don't believe everything you read in cartoons.
#poochcafe #comicstrips #comics #doghumor #peanuts #charlesschultz #football
#poochcafe #comicstrips #comics #doghumor #peanuts #charlesschultz #football
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in 2004, detroit tigers outfielder rondell white hit .268 with 23 home runs. april fools. he actually hit .270 with 19 home runs
April 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
in 2004, detroit tigers outfielder rondell white hit .268 with 23 home runs. april fools. he actually hit .270 with 19 home runs
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March 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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saw this in manhattan the other day. it's an honor for sure but it's miles away from my home. i'm honestly just gonna keep using the manhole outside my apartment whenever i need to go into the sewer
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
saw this in manhattan the other day. it's an honor for sure but it's miles away from my home. i'm honestly just gonna keep using the manhole outside my apartment whenever i need to go into the sewer