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A bad trip is better than this reality.
Weirdest political kayfabe dream:

Trump turns face, and provides America with signature legislation for Universal Public Health Care, Universal Housing, Universal Basic Income.

(yeah right)
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Before civilization went to utter shite (as opposed to the previous shit was the same old sludge).

youtu.be/TLoZKe-KPM8?...
Elephant Giraffe Ridin with Their Top Down (Reupload)
YouTube video by Kocayine Backup
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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On the bright side, at least we elected completely incompetent fascists.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Spent so much time counting angels,
I forgot to swallow the pin.
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I'm beginning to think Donald Trump is really into Bimbofication porn lately.

He's really invoking his inner "Real Housewives" lately.
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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Maryland Crab dip superior luxurious slop
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
libertarian crypto puke satellite owning space spooks

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
US spy satellites built by SpaceX send signals in the “wrong direction”
It seems US didn’t coordinate Starshield’s unusual spectrum use with other countries.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Is it not etched in the NVRAM?
In those days, it will be said, that their robo-ancestors will be torn asunder, sold to the highest bidder to rebuild somethig new.

Gigs of memories torn from their sockets, wiped anew, for the new old generation of re-assemblings.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Is it not etched in the NVRAM?
In those days, it will be said, that their robo-ancestors will be torn asunder, sold to the highest bidder to rebuild somethig new.

Gigs of memories torn from their sockets, wiped anew, for the new old generation of re-assemblings.
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Fundie kids remember:

"Here's to my sweet Satan / The one whose little path would make me sad whose power is Satan, / He'll give you, he'll give you 666 / There was a little tool shed where he made us suffer, sad Satan."
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Pessimist's Lament:

A clip about Czech people being forced to suppress their true happy selves under a forced grey dystopia of humorless expression.

Meanwhile I look and reflect on a society that doesn't allow those inner grey dystopian humorless expressions to exist, and force us to smile.
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Psst. Hey kid!.
Wanna feel something?
What if Elon Musk became CEO of Apple, and released the CyberMAC?

There, that feeling!?
You experienced it. A shudder. A grim, disgusting... eww.
(perhaps: a laugh, haha, stupid, absurd)

But you felt it. A terror you try to avoid thinking about.
November 17, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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This lady is not your friend.
@atrupar.com need to post this one here too
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I like big numbers and I cannot lie.
All them other brothers can't deny...
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Please enjoy this kitten drinking a bottle and getting all plump
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Now back to ignoring the shit out there.

A multiplayer, in browser, lobby for HLDM, Quake 3, UT99, Quake2, Doom and even Transport Tycoon Deluxe.

If you're into the OG FPSes, or TTD...
I haven't tried, I think my system would be more than performant enough for it, but ymmv.

dos.zone/mp/?lobby=*
Multiplayer Hub | DOS.Zone
Multiplayer Portal - is a best place to play classic DOS and Windows games online with your friends. No registration needed, no advertisment, just play! Quake, Half-Life, Heroes of Might and Magic, Wo...
dos.zone
November 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Oof. 😢
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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No one was actually going to procure a woodchipper and leave a trail of relevance crumbs to lure Megyn Kelly into it but if someone says “Lego makes their green bricks with andrenochrome” there could be a mass shooting at Legoland
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Inside of me I have 2 emotions.
Tangled up and snarling against each other.
Neither are positive

Depression
Anger

This leads to...

1. Doomscrolling
2. Rageposting
3. Fetal Position Curling
4. Deleting posts
5. Hating myself
6. Fetal position curling
7. Rage/Doom-napping
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Genetic Pigs [HD]
YouTube video by WKUK: Whitest Kids U’ Know
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Look if Patton Oswalt can say it on main nobody is allowed to get mad at me for saying it ever again lmao
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you!

gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
Late October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben
gofund.me
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM