Matt Perri
@tabascoman77.bsky.social
Blue. Anti-bullshit. Anti-conspiracy. Realist. Skeptic. Writer. Retrogamer. Father and husband.
I’m not a baseball expert by any stretch but I DO know that you DON’T EVER pitch to Ohtani in that situation. It’s like the league has learned nothing.
October 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m not a baseball expert by any stretch but I DO know that you DON’T EVER pitch to Ohtani in that situation. It’s like the league has learned nothing.
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We can think its wrong and still have no sympathy
September 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We can think its wrong and still have no sympathy
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Look, someone can be a terrible person on the one hand, but also have no redeeming qualities.
September 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Look, someone can be a terrible person on the one hand, but also have no redeeming qualities.
I will never understand Reddit. You can’t post because your account is too new. Try earning karma. Ok, tries to earn karma…your karma is too low! Try earning karma elsewhere! No, not there…or there…or there…and don’t ask for help! That will get you banned!
Dumbest platform EVER.
Dumbest platform EVER.
May 16, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I will never understand Reddit. You can’t post because your account is too new. Try earning karma. Ok, tries to earn karma…your karma is too low! Try earning karma elsewhere! No, not there…or there…or there…and don’t ask for help! That will get you banned!
Dumbest platform EVER.
Dumbest platform EVER.
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The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The GOP wanted to impeach Biden for a fake $5M bribe from Ukraine that was made up by a guy sitting in prison for lying about it, but they’re cool with a $400M plane from Qatar. Do I have that right?
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THE PRESIDENT, WHO HAS NUCLEAR CODES AND TALKS TO HEADS OF STATE CONSTANTLY, CAN'T FLY AROUND ON A JET GIVEN TO HIM BY THE MOST CORRUPT OIL WIERDOS ON EARTH
THERE IS NO OTHER "ANGLE" TO THIS STORY
THERE IS NO OTHER "ANGLE" TO THIS STORY
May 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
THE PRESIDENT, WHO HAS NUCLEAR CODES AND TALKS TO HEADS OF STATE CONSTANTLY, CAN'T FLY AROUND ON A JET GIVEN TO HIM BY THE MOST CORRUPT OIL WIERDOS ON EARTH
THERE IS NO OTHER "ANGLE" TO THIS STORY
THERE IS NO OTHER "ANGLE" TO THIS STORY
Xfinity internet has gone out for the third time in a month (and twice in one week) with another massive outage right in the middle of primetime TV. And now their “support account” has been pulled off BlueSky…gee, wonder why.
May 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Xfinity internet has gone out for the third time in a month (and twice in one week) with another massive outage right in the middle of primetime TV. And now their “support account” has been pulled off BlueSky…gee, wonder why.
“And, so, evil triumphs, the good guys are ineffective, and everything has gone to shit. Surprisingly, NONE of Marvel’s other heroes care enough like, say CAPTAIN AMERICA WHOSE WHOLE ACT IS FIGHTING THIS KINDA THING or DOCTOR STRANGE & SPIDER-MAN WHO LIVE IN NY. Thanks for watching Daredevil!”
April 16, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“And, so, evil triumphs, the good guys are ineffective, and everything has gone to shit. Surprisingly, NONE of Marvel’s other heroes care enough like, say CAPTAIN AMERICA WHOSE WHOLE ACT IS FIGHTING THIS KINDA THING or DOCTOR STRANGE & SPIDER-MAN WHO LIVE IN NY. Thanks for watching Daredevil!”
I’ve been taking the Giants home opener off every single year. For me, it’s an unofficial national holiday. This year, it was just me, my son and my mom. I cooked up some dogs on the grill and my mom made homemade garlic fries. Were had Bloody Marys and fun was had by all.
April 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’ve been taking the Giants home opener off every single year. For me, it’s an unofficial national holiday. This year, it was just me, my son and my mom. I cooked up some dogs on the grill and my mom made homemade garlic fries. Were had Bloody Marys and fun was had by all.
Hey @xfinitysupport.bsky.social, other may think that internet and TV bring down for over 12 hours is “normal”, but seeing as though it went out at 9 PM on a Saturday night in the middle of March Madness AND I’m shelling out almost $200 a month you fuckheads, it’s anything but. FIX IT.
March 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Hey @xfinitysupport.bsky.social, other may think that internet and TV bring down for over 12 hours is “normal”, but seeing as though it went out at 9 PM on a Saturday night in the middle of March Madness AND I’m shelling out almost $200 a month you fuckheads, it’s anything but. FIX IT.
Jesus Christ…if we survive this administration, I hope everything is reversed on Day One. This is heartbreaking and depressing.
Carney: "The old relationship we had with the United States based on deepening integration of our economies and tight security and military cooperation is over."
March 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Jesus Christ…if we survive this administration, I hope everything is reversed on Day One. This is heartbreaking and depressing.
Five years ago, during COVID, my wife and I decided to make our hutch into a "tiki bar" of sorts. We also decorated the outside patio with hanging lights and some nice tropical style furniture. We call it "The Lanai". Our Lanai's season kicks off the first Friday after Spring begins. Here it is...
March 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Five years ago, during COVID, my wife and I decided to make our hutch into a "tiki bar" of sorts. We also decorated the outside patio with hanging lights and some nice tropical style furniture. We call it "The Lanai". Our Lanai's season kicks off the first Friday after Spring begins. Here it is...
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MY CAT SNEEZING: awww little kitty sneeze. sweet little kitty sneeze. just the sweetest little…
MY HUSBAND SNEEZING: yes I know you have to sneeze but do you really have to sneeze like THAT
MY HUSBAND SNEEZING: yes I know you have to sneeze but do you really have to sneeze like THAT
March 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
MY CAT SNEEZING: awww little kitty sneeze. sweet little kitty sneeze. just the sweetest little…
MY HUSBAND SNEEZING: yes I know you have to sneeze but do you really have to sneeze like THAT
MY HUSBAND SNEEZING: yes I know you have to sneeze but do you really have to sneeze like THAT
Celebrated St. Pat’s with some homemade Guinness Stew served over mashed potatoes. It hit the spot during the rainy cold snap we’ve been having.
March 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Celebrated St. Pat’s with some homemade Guinness Stew served over mashed potatoes. It hit the spot during the rainy cold snap we’ve been having.
My wife on her 52nd birthday…
March 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My wife on her 52nd birthday…
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GHOST: [tries to haunt me]
ME: [shows ghost current headlines]
GHOST: I can't compete with that. Good luck.
ME: [shows ghost current headlines]
GHOST: I can't compete with that. Good luck.
March 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
GHOST: [tries to haunt me]
ME: [shows ghost current headlines]
GHOST: I can't compete with that. Good luck.
ME: [shows ghost current headlines]
GHOST: I can't compete with that. Good luck.
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Military aid to Ukraine has always been a bargain for the U.S.
We degraded Russia’s armed forces and replaced our own stockpiles with brand new weapons, all while brave Ukrainians— not Americans—fought the Russians off.
Halting that aid is not only morally repulsive, it’s plain stupid.
We degraded Russia’s armed forces and replaced our own stockpiles with brand new weapons, all while brave Ukrainians— not Americans—fought the Russians off.
Halting that aid is not only morally repulsive, it’s plain stupid.
March 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Military aid to Ukraine has always been a bargain for the U.S.
We degraded Russia’s armed forces and replaced our own stockpiles with brand new weapons, all while brave Ukrainians— not Americans—fought the Russians off.
Halting that aid is not only morally repulsive, it’s plain stupid.
We degraded Russia’s armed forces and replaced our own stockpiles with brand new weapons, all while brave Ukrainians— not Americans—fought the Russians off.
Halting that aid is not only morally repulsive, it’s plain stupid.
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Losers show up to get spit on by the winners. Great job, Dems. You always know how to snatch even worse defeat from the jaws of defeat.
March 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Losers show up to get spit on by the winners. Great job, Dems. You always know how to snatch even worse defeat from the jaws of defeat.
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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President Biden created jobs...
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
President Biden created jobs...
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
March 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison should be a post-credits scene to The Substance.
Look...I love me some Doja Cat...but she just doesn't have Dame Bassey's range for Diamonds Are Forever...and the re-production of Live and Let Die was puzzling. Also, they couldn't get Adele for Skyfall? And it was badly sung? I don't get the booking committee at ABC anymore.
March 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Look...I love me some Doja Cat...but she just doesn't have Dame Bassey's range for Diamonds Are Forever...and the re-production of Live and Let Die was puzzling. Also, they couldn't get Adele for Skyfall? And it was badly sung? I don't get the booking committee at ABC anymore.
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Yes, Toronto booed the US anthem at Elimination Chamber, they also sang along loudly to Oh Canada
March 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Yes, Toronto booed the US anthem at Elimination Chamber, they also sang along loudly to Oh Canada
My Peacock stream gave out during the Elimination Chamber post-game show.
Even my computer got tired of Triple H enjoying the smell of his own farts at his presser and rambling endlessly about how "great" tonight's show was.
Even my computer got tired of Triple H enjoying the smell of his own farts at his presser and rambling endlessly about how "great" tonight's show was.
March 2, 2025 at 6:08 AM
My Peacock stream gave out during the Elimination Chamber post-game show.
Even my computer got tired of Triple H enjoying the smell of his own farts at his presser and rambling endlessly about how "great" tonight's show was.
Even my computer got tired of Triple H enjoying the smell of his own farts at his presser and rambling endlessly about how "great" tonight's show was.