@tacobellscanonind.bsky.social
i like magic the gathering, comics, movies, books and video games.
did they rescue Charlie Kirk from the upside down during the tpusa halftime show?
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
did they rescue Charlie Kirk from the upside down during the tpusa halftime show?
Guy that takes the Puppy Bowl extremely seriously
February 8, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Guy that takes the Puppy Bowl extremely seriously
It is so bullshit that we get highs of -7 but no polar bears or penguins in Minnesota
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 PM
It is so bullshit that we get highs of -7 but no polar bears or penguins in Minnesota
oh the same DFL that fucked over Minneapolis this most recent election? nah im donating to local orgs and people and not a thing set up by A Guy With a Substack
January 17, 2026 at 7:31 PM
oh the same DFL that fucked over Minneapolis this most recent election? nah im donating to local orgs and people and not a thing set up by A Guy With a Substack
god damn this demon cracker nation
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
god damn this demon cracker nation
could sleep because I’m sick. Now I can’t sleep because I’m watching Dumb Iraq War 2 happen
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 AM
could sleep because I’m sick. Now I can’t sleep because I’m watching Dumb Iraq War 2 happen
This is a Heat Miser fan account!
Snow Miser stans DNI
Snow Miser stans DNI
December 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is a Heat Miser fan account!
Snow Miser stans DNI
Snow Miser stans DNI
I like that we just decided Alien and Predator are in the same universe. We can apply it elsewhere:
Home Alone is in the Stuart Little Universe
White Chicks is in the MIB universe
50 First Dates is in the Shallow Hal universe along with Norbit
Home Alone is in the Stuart Little Universe
White Chicks is in the MIB universe
50 First Dates is in the Shallow Hal universe along with Norbit
December 26, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I like that we just decided Alien and Predator are in the same universe. We can apply it elsewhere:
Home Alone is in the Stuart Little Universe
White Chicks is in the MIB universe
50 First Dates is in the Shallow Hal universe along with Norbit
Home Alone is in the Stuart Little Universe
White Chicks is in the MIB universe
50 First Dates is in the Shallow Hal universe along with Norbit
how did Big Treat convince us that smores are a summer snack
December 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
how did Big Treat convince us that smores are a summer snack
why did they stop making andres after 3000?
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
why did they stop making andres after 3000?
oh hell yes I’m down for another old republic game
December 12, 2025 at 1:17 AM
oh hell yes I’m down for another old republic game
your honor, my client was hungy
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
your honor, my client was hungy
going with stuffing. if you are presenting me with these options i can use rolls to make sliders w/ meat and mashed potatoes. mac and cheese gives me both carbs and cheese, a missing food group here.
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
going with stuffing. if you are presenting me with these options i can use rolls to make sliders w/ meat and mashed potatoes. mac and cheese gives me both carbs and cheese, a missing food group here.
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
I can respect having ham and turkey, why not be a gluttonous fucker if u can
I should pick up a cute frog hat to keep my head warm this winter
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I should pick up a cute frog hat to keep my head warm this winter
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
*starts shopping online for one*
nah never mind I’d just look really dumb
Dropping a piano on Megyn Kelly, she opens up the lid to the body of the piano. The camera zooms to her face, her teeth replaced with piano keys which play “The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down” -s they fall out
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Dropping a piano on Megyn Kelly, she opens up the lid to the body of the piano. The camera zooms to her face, her teeth replaced with piano keys which play “The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down” -s they fall out
He’s now an anti-Israel Marxist
John Fetterman was taken to the hospital after suffering from a “ventricular fibrillation flare-up” and falling near his home
John Fetterman Hospitalized After Fall
www.huffpost.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He’s now an anti-Israel Marxist
going up to the White House and putting on the glasses from They Live and it's actually a white van with "free candy" written on it but somehow they misspelled candy
November 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
going up to the White House and putting on the glasses from They Live and it's actually a white van with "free candy" written on it but somehow they misspelled candy
as long as Chuck Schumer is minority "leader", I will not vote for, donate to, or volunteer for any dem at the federal level. you're all massive fuckups
November 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
as long as Chuck Schumer is minority "leader", I will not vote for, donate to, or volunteer for any dem at the federal level. you're all massive fuckups
Gonna become immune to criticism by having all of my thoughts in one long thread
you can lead a horse to water, but you cannot make it read the replies bsky.social/about/blog/1...
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gonna become immune to criticism by having all of my thoughts in one long thread
desperately finding a way to resurrect Sherman to finish the job
24 states have filed a brief at the Supreme Court in support of the Trump administration's effort to curb birthright citizenship, suggesting that it is not correct to say the issue is "settled and beyond debate."
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
October 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
desperately finding a way to resurrect Sherman to finish the job
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Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
October 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
Seeing the hagiographies this bastard has been getting from the media and politicians has made me come to the realization that anyone that hated Kirk is Frank Grimes in a political world of Homer Simpsons
I feel like I am taking crazy pills. Charlie Kirk’s ultimate goal, which he said time and time again, would have been the suppression, through threat of violence and the use of state power, of the rights of those he disagreed with, including freedom of expression.
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/o...
Opinion | Charlie Kirk Was Practicing Politics the Right Way
www.nytimes.com
September 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Seeing the hagiographies this bastard has been getting from the media and politicians has made me come to the realization that anyone that hated Kirk is Frank Grimes in a political world of Homer Simpsons
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