cole.
@tacticole.bsky.social
what an incredible weekend of football
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
what an incredible weekend of football
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my not-so-hot take about blue sky’s success relative to twitter is as long as you can block/delete when people RT your horrible ideas, this place will never find true success. your cowardice will not be rewarded in the peoples’ theater.
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 AM
my not-so-hot take about blue sky’s success relative to twitter is as long as you can block/delete when people RT your horrible ideas, this place will never find true success. your cowardice will not be rewarded in the peoples’ theater.
niners getting they butt spit in
January 18, 2026 at 3:59 AM
niners getting they butt spit in
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fuck yea i got bluesky'd
January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
fuck yea i got bluesky'd
no dog in this fight but the OT Broncos INT makes zero sense
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
no dog in this fight but the OT Broncos INT makes zero sense
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
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You have just 1 week to play Perfect Tides before the sequel, Perfect Tides: Station to Station comes out!
The games can be enjoyed out of order, but what better way to spend the week?
store.steampowered.com/app/1172800/...
The games can be enjoyed out of order, but what better way to spend the week?
store.steampowered.com/app/1172800/...
Perfect Tides on Steam
Perfect Tides is a point and click adventure game about the agony and anticipation of being a teen. Set in the year 2000, you follow Mara, an internet-obsessed young writer who lives on a so-called is...
store.steampowered.com
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
You have just 1 week to play Perfect Tides before the sequel, Perfect Tides: Station to Station comes out!
The games can be enjoyed out of order, but what better way to spend the week?
store.steampowered.com/app/1172800/...
The games can be enjoyed out of order, but what better way to spend the week?
store.steampowered.com/app/1172800/...
is justin Herbert the worst good quarterback of all time?
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 AM
is justin Herbert the worst good quarterback of all time?
if you go to the gas station and they have those dual one-way doors, don’t hold the wrong-way door open for somebody to “be nice”. you’re fucking up the vibe
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 7, 2026 at 12:59 AM
if you go to the gas station and they have those dual one-way doors, don’t hold the wrong-way door open for somebody to “be nice”. you’re fucking up the vibe
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Benioff and Weiss got burned at the stake for how GoT ended but I have to look at a duffer brothers road map of 30 stranger things spin offs?
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Benioff and Weiss got burned at the stake for how GoT ended but I have to look at a duffer brothers road map of 30 stranger things spin offs?
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Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
January 3, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Perhaps now people will stop wishcasting about the US military refusing illegal orders. That's not a thing that happens. The 100% compliance rate with using civilian boats for target practice was a bit of a tell.
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every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
January 3, 2026 at 12:02 AM
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
toilet says fart is a sturdy pillar for poop
Chief Justice John Roberts said Wednesday that the Constitution remains a sturdy pillar for the country, a message that comes after a tumultuous year in the nation's judicial system with pivotal Supreme Court decisions on the horizon.
https://to.pbs.org/44PJrOA
https://to.pbs.org/44PJrOA
With major Supreme Court rulings ahead, Chief Justice Roberts says Constitution remains 'firm and unshaken'
Chief Justice John Roberts said Wednesday that the Constitution remains a sturdy pillar for the country, a message that comes after a tumultuous year in the nation’s judicial system with pivotal Supre...
www.pbs.org
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 AM
toilet says fart is a sturdy pillar for poop
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Actually, I do not want to see the movie where a monkey with rabies attacks a family. But I appreciate you thinking of me.
December 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Actually, I do not want to see the movie where a monkey with rabies attacks a family. But I appreciate you thinking of me.
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Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
74 suicide warnings and 243 mentions of hanging: What ChatGPT said to a suicidal teen
Analysis of high-schooler Adam Raine’s ChatGPT account by attorneys for his parents shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Adam Raine’s life hurtled toward tragedy soon after he began talking with ChatGPT about homework. Analysis of his ChatGPT account shows how the chatbot became a confidant as he planned to end his life.
John mateer needs to put on 50 pounds in the off season so he can convert to fullback. Or get really good at punting
December 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
John mateer needs to put on 50 pounds in the off season so he can convert to fullback. Or get really good at punting
“sorry, I didn’t know Adin Ross was racist”
December 18, 2025 at 7:49 PM
“sorry, I didn’t know Adin Ross was racist”
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
call me speedy the way I lickity her split 💯
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
call me speedy the way I lickity her split 💯
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot