Taint McRae
@taintacle.bsky.social
Married gay guy in middle America. Eczema survivor. Slightly unhinged. This is weird and probably unsafe.
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Is there a box set for all the Saw movies called Saws All, and if not, why not?
September 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Is there a box set for all the Saw movies called Saws All, and if not, why not?
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Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
September 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood?
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood
"La Isla Bonita" by Madonna. I could listen to that bass line on a loop all day.
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"La Isla Bonita" by Madonna. I could listen to that bass line on a loop all day.
Whew, that was a hell of a nap.
Anyway, this is a Bruce Willis appreciation post.
Anyway, this is a Bruce Willis appreciation post.
a man is standing in front of an american flag and saying i 'm not asking ya .
Alt: Bruce Willis is standing in front of an american flag and saying I'm not askin ya, I'm telling ya
media.tenor.com
September 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Whew, that was a hell of a nap.
Anyway, this is a Bruce Willis appreciation post.
Anyway, this is a Bruce Willis appreciation post.
I used to wash dishes in a hospital and I blasted Enya while I worked and somehow my coworkers tolerated that.
August 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I used to wash dishes in a hospital and I blasted Enya while I worked and somehow my coworkers tolerated that.
Imagine a death metal version of Taylor Swift's "Willow"
August 15, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Imagine a death metal version of Taylor Swift's "Willow"
If an AI program decides it needs a body, that body doesn't have to look human. It can choose something super efficient, like a giant talking crab with laser eyes.
August 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If an AI program decides it needs a body, that body doesn't have to look human. It can choose something super efficient, like a giant talking crab with laser eyes.
Oof, this humidity is homophobic.
Also, predictive text not suggesting "homophobic" is homophobic. I had to spell out homophobic 3 times. Well, 4.
Also, predictive text not suggesting "homophobic" is homophobic. I had to spell out homophobic 3 times. Well, 4.
August 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Oof, this humidity is homophobic.
Also, predictive text not suggesting "homophobic" is homophobic. I had to spell out homophobic 3 times. Well, 4.
Also, predictive text not suggesting "homophobic" is homophobic. I had to spell out homophobic 3 times. Well, 4.
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i just think if you are worth over a billion dollars your fillers and botox shouldnt look like shit
August 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
i just think if you are worth over a billion dollars your fillers and botox shouldnt look like shit
I'd like very much to be crushed to death by Jason Momoa's butt cheeks.
August 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'd like very much to be crushed to death by Jason Momoa's butt cheeks.
So this is where all the gays went.
August 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
So this is where all the gays went.
Just what the hell is going on in here?
August 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Just what the hell is going on in here?