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can't tell whether you're enjoying this or im creating a bad memory for you in real time
has me yelling "DUDE THEY LOST" everytime i see it
A few weeks ago I saw a commercial for like genAI or sports betting or something and it was like “don’t bet against the underdog” and one of the examples they depicted was the Spartans at Thermopylae.

And like… my brother in Zeus, they lost. The were the underdogs and they FAMOUSLY lost.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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i can’t tell what’s satire anymore
February 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Arch of Hysteria, by Louise Bourgeois, 1993, 📸 by @jaredctilton
February 7, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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tfw you leave Plato’s cave

awfulannouncing.com/nfl/pat-mcaf...
February 7, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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kash patel’s general demeanor reminds me of an animal raised for meat
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
i love how little mariah carey cares anymore. not even trying to sell the lip sync lmao
February 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Experts warned against drinking raw milk before it killed this baby, too.
Experts warn against drinking raw milk after New Mexico baby's listeria death
Consumption of raw milk has seen a resurgence in recent months with some promoting it as "liquid gold" on social media.
www.bbc.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Skiers simply do not believe in knee problems until their legs fly off at the joint, it’s their one weird trick that doctors hate
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Girl in White with a Bouquet, 1919
https://botfrens.com/collections/48/contents/16355
January 23, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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They’re trying to run the Kilmar Abrego Garcia playbook with a five year old boy in a bunny hat because nobody can find peace if they embarrass the Trump administration publicly. Normal people didn’t like it with Garcia and they really aren’t going to like it for Liam.
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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"But what can Democrats do, they're out of power?"
I get that question a lot.
So I made this guide.
Because members of Congress have a lot of power, even in the minority - especially in the Senate.
AlexRikleen.us/minoritypowers
Powers of the Minority — Alex Rikleen | Democrat for Senate
AlexRikleen.us
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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A good thing you can do about this instead of dooming is Google “how to become a poll observer in [your town]”
Breaking:

The White House press secretary just said she "can't guarantee" that ICE won't be around polling locations in November.
February 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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here's @mitchgoldich.bsky.social's Olympic starter pack, I know there are curling-specific follows in there so you can sort through it if you feel like or you can just follow everybody
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) my corpse
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
vote republican! we hollow out the ag sector to line our own pockets and then force the american people to bail it out with their tax dollars
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Funny how hard these guys are for Return To Office, but when it’s time for the mass firings we have to be absolutely sure there are no possible gatherings
New: Washington Post Executive Editor Matt Murray and HR Chief Wayne Connell tell employees to stay home for a zoom webinar ahead of “significant actions across the company.” Widely expected layoffs are scheduled to begin today.
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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“The best way to proceed is to ignore it,” Chomsky wrote in a text Epstein sent to a lawyer and publicist. “That’s particularly true now with the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women, which has reached the point that even questioning a charge is a crime worse than murder.”
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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The reason is that congressional districts are so gerrymandered now that the outcomes of voting are essentially predetermined. But Dems winning Dem seats will not be at all controversial, and claiming Dems flipped GOP seats (as they will) through fraud requires the complicity of GOP-run districts.
February 4, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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Trump and Johnson can't nationalize elections, nor can Trump cancel them. What they are signaling is that they will try to repeat the 2020 "stop the steal" routine in Nov. and that Congress is on board.

But "election fraud" won't work for congressional voting the way it can for a statewide race.
February 4, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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I find this excuse completely ridiculous. Given the fact that the dangers of raw milk are so well-known (and this is precisely what they look like), the idea that they were just inexperienced babes is absurd. This is like saying you didn’t know you shouldn’t make Match-N-Oily-Rag play kits for kids.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM