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can't tell whether you're enjoying this or im creating a bad memory for you in real time
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February 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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here's @mitchgoldich.bsky.social's Olympic starter pack, I know there are curling-specific follows in there so you can sort through it if you feel like or you can just follow everybody
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Loot that drops after defeating me:

1) my corpse
February 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
vote republican! we hollow out the ag sector to line our own pockets and then force the american people to bail it out with their tax dollars
February 4, 2026 at 12:55 PM
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Funny how hard these guys are for Return To Office, but when it’s time for the mass firings we have to be absolutely sure there are no possible gatherings
New: Washington Post Executive Editor Matt Murray and HR Chief Wayne Connell tell employees to stay home for a zoom webinar ahead of “significant actions across the company.” Widely expected layoffs are scheduled to begin today.
February 4, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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“The best way to proceed is to ignore it,” Chomsky wrote in a text Epstein sent to a lawyer and publicist. “That’s particularly true now with the hysteria that has developed about abuse of women, which has reached the point that even questioning a charge is a crime worse than murder.”
February 4, 2026 at 8:37 AM
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The reason is that congressional districts are so gerrymandered now that the outcomes of voting are essentially predetermined. But Dems winning Dem seats will not be at all controversial, and claiming Dems flipped GOP seats (as they will) through fraud requires the complicity of GOP-run districts.
February 4, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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Trump and Johnson can't nationalize elections, nor can Trump cancel them. What they are signaling is that they will try to repeat the 2020 "stop the steal" routine in Nov. and that Congress is on board.

But "election fraud" won't work for congressional voting the way it can for a statewide race.
February 4, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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I find this excuse completely ridiculous. Given the fact that the dangers of raw milk are so well-known (and this is precisely what they look like), the idea that they were just inexperienced babes is absurd. This is like saying you didn’t know you shouldn’t make Match-N-Oily-Rag play kits for kids.
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.

"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."

people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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Reminder: Johnson is an election denier and voted against certifying the 2020 election
Mike Johnson on Trump calling for Rs to "nationalize" elections: "We had 3 Republicans who were ahead on election day in last cycle & every time a new tranche of ballots came in they just magically whittled away until their leads were lost. It looks on its face to be fraudulent. Can I prove it? No"
February 3, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Horrifying and unnerving. DHS sent an administrative subpoena to Google for this retiree's records and even sent armed agents out to his house for the "offense" of writing the following completely anodyne email to a federal prosecutor using an email address he found via Google.
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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I don't know if non-lawyers understand how insane this statement is. I honestly can't think of anything remotely comparable in non-lawyer speak. I guess the closest would be a surgeon saying "Imagine if I had to wash my HANDS before doing surgery!"
Mike Johnson speaks out against the use of judicial warrants in immigration cases:

"Imagine if we had to go through the process of getting a judicial warrant"
February 3, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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nobody wants to work anymore
This was the single lowest month of homicides in New York City on record...ever.
February 3, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.

Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.

But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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our nation’s first crust punk congressperson being a radical centrist makes a TON of sense actually
there is an incredible amount of mgp lore coming out of sw washington and portland right now
February 2, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:

Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
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Yep
February 1, 2026 at 12:21 PM
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Doughnuts. They’re fine, but I’m never ever craving a doughnut. If they poof disappeared, wouldn’t care
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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thinking about them again
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
someone explain how this graphic is physically possible. there is simply not enough clearance to do this. you have no leverage or runway to leap. what do you mean you dont sit and slide. how do you get a vertical like that and not bounce off
January 31, 2026 at 12:40 AM
okay they are right that the costumes are much better this season. gone are the shein-ass fabrics
Review: A Cinderella story fuels Part 1 of “Bridgerton’s” conventional fourth season, which consists of four episodes (now streaming on Netflix) that entertain but fail to make much of an impression beyond that.

Great gowns, beautiful gowns — and not too much more. https://wapo.st/4q7jl1k
January 30, 2026 at 1:51 PM
tHe PoLiTiCs oF MiNnEsOtA wOnT wOrK iN a PlAcE LiKe MaInE
January 30, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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Don Lemon is not the only reporter who was arrested by federal agents overnight — local independent journalist Georgia Fort just went live on FB to say federal agents were also at her door to take her into custody over her protest coverage in Minneapolis.
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM