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T'alahn
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Spellcheck is off, don't @ me over typos.
Noticed my front camera lense is cracked, but I kind of don't hate the effect?
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If I was coming up on multiple years of having to assure people my color of the year wasn't a commentary on skin-tone, I'd probably pick some shade of blue or something...
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
A movie that's where you're from
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Until this post I thought they were just the same person and I was amazed at how he could just completly change between roles.
Everybody knows about William Hurt and John Hurt, but I only just learned there's a third Hurt brother they never talk about, named Butt.
October 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Back when I worked at BK in the late 2000's, we'd just give our used oil to the one guy in town who'd converted his car to run on it. I wonder when exactly the free fuel for dedicated hippies pipeline dried up and became a commodity.
The spent grease that restaurants unload as waste has become a valuable commodity.

If you’ve been on a plane lately, there’s a chance that used cooking oil has helped launch you into the sky.
The used oil from your french fry order may be fueling your next flight
We followed the trail of grease from the kitchens of Le Diplomat and other D.C. restaurants to the commercial planes using alternative fuels.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Kids shouldn’t be watching influencers or lets plays or AI brainrot. YouTube in general really. They should be watching cartoons with plots and themes, made by guys who fled the collapse of the USSR and full of jokes they won’t get until they’re older. Also random black and white movies on vhs.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
September 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from off the goose.

The law demands that we atone
When we take things we do not own
But leaves the lords and ladies fine
Who take things that are yours and mine.
December 10, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Golden State Warios
August 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Typed while holding a door open.
I actually open doors because life's a game and I'm farming courtesy points.
August 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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live action catbus looking pretty sweet
August 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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hopping on one of these outside the club fucked up as hell
July 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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is this anything
July 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well I asked Alphinaud Leveilleur and he said "Let us re-examine our strategy and forge onward. We must endeavor to replace our ignorance with knowledge."
July 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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and we saw a lot of chipmunks and my youngest talked about how the fairies would tame chipmunks and ride them into battle and my oldest said "what if... they tamed a bear?? And rode IT into battle!!!" and I just imagined a fairy sitting on a bear's head in a palanquin driving it like a mech
July 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Playing an ad that uses footage from the movie I'm about to see in the pre-movie ad-reel should be illegal.
July 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Walking out the door at work for my 10, and the gent who hung by the door pointed out someone in line and went "Doesn't that dude look like Jerry Springer?"

Came back and heard how everyone met Springer.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie

Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
July 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
June 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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cause I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other one is trying to stop the bleeding
June 28, 2025 at 2:53 PM
June 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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May 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
May 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
This is also my main takeaway whenever someone does shit like that Civil War movie and divides states evenly. My CA hometown relies entirely in Reno as the local metropolis: where the helicopter flies you when the local hospital can't handle it. If the Union falls, they go with whoever has Reno.
And even if you do go along with it, the actual cultural map of BBQ styles wouldn't fit cleanly onto state lines like this. Large swaths of CA away from the cities that are more culturally connected to NV/AZ than they are to the media-idea of California.
April 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM