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Every 5 years or so "Hollywood" learns that women, half of the population of the planet, also like to watch entertainment.

Then they stand around, arms akimbo, discussing with each other what to do with this info, and decide that the answer is to put more women who punch things into their movies.
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 PM
more filoni slop
Dave Filoni & Lynwen Brennan will reportedly replace Kathleen Kennedy as the new Co-Presidents of Lucasfilm.

Brennan is getting promoted from General Manager and will oversee executive duties, while Filoni will lead all creative development.

(Source: puck.news/20-surefire-...)
January 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Im going to **** ***** ********** ** ******* ******
Netflix is reportedly interested in giving a 17-day theatrical window for Warner Bros films once they acquire the studio.

(Source: Deadline)
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Oh here’s one that I think is way undersung: finding a political moral in a movie doesn’t mean you’ve solved the movie and got an A+ and can now stop thinking about it. The same story can have all sorts of morals, even contradictory ones. Shifting perspective is the entire point of fiction.
I'll do one! A thing that signals film illiteracy: knowing just enough about movies to basic rhen patterns, then assuming a film is bad because ~you~ can spot the seams, they'll always be there if you look for them, and most people don't. You figuring out where they're headed doesn't mean anything.
If there's one thing that signals film illiteracy from someone online, it's when they deride humor used in another genre as being "a Marvel-like quip."

Go watch DIE HARD. "No shit, lady! Do you think I'm ordering a pizza?!" is the exact same kind of line that now gets called "quippy"
January 2, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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You don't need to think about what is "normal."
You are you.

One day, the world will come where there is no need to categorize people as LGBT🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Until that day arrives, I will continue to send out this message.
Your soul is beautiful.
December 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In the age of AI and algorithms I see curation becoming a more popular approach to film. It's what criteron does, it's what MUBI does and now Letterboxd does it. I think it's cool and I bet in a few years your going to see curated lists on netflix trying to copy them.
💥 Letterboxd Video Store launches December 10 (ET). 👀

Announcing our Unreleased Gems shelf: rent these must-see films you can’t watch anywhere else. Available for a limited time only, through January 2. Regions and prices vary by title.

Read more: boxd.it/dEe
December 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You can tell the people who make these things arent artists by the way they are made. If you make one that's slightly lit too brightly you have to retype an entire promp and get a whole new thing instead of just tweaking one thing. It's not about having an idea and then creating it-
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
PLEASE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE PLEASE.
Could genuinly be the nail in the coffin for the american film industry.
Netflix has won the bidding war to purchase Warner Bros. Discovery.

The sale is not yet finalized, as the U.S. Department of Justice could also interfere due to anti-trust concerns.

(Source: www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...)
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
why are all the wierd fasicsts obsessed with the idea of debate?
JD Vance: "Science as practiced in its best form is that if you disagree with it, then you ought to criticize it and you ought to argue against it."
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Watching modern horror films
September 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
generational performance incoming
Robert Pattinson on filming ‘DUNE PART 3’

“When I was doing ‘Dune’ it was so hot in the desert that I just couldn’t question anything. And it was so relaxing, like my brain actually wasn’t operating, I did not have a single functioning brain cell. And I was just listening to Denis [Villeneuve]:
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Look where netflix comes crawling back to
AMC and Netflix have finally decided to work together.

The theater chain will show ‘KPOP DEMON HUNTERS’ on 400 screens during Halloween with discussions ongoing on other theatrical opportunities.
October 16, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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First behind-the-scenes look at M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘REMAIN’ starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Phoebe Dynevor.

A supernatural romantic thriller based on original ideas from Shyamalan and author Nicholas Sparks.

Coming soon to theaters.
October 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
October 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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What if Wes Anderson made the 10th entry in a DTV action series?

The answer is SNIPER G.R.I.T. (2023)
October 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Helped my brother buy a new car today and this was the only decoration the salesman had on the desk.
October 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Hmmm... got some free time I think I'll click on Instagram reels

Instagram: Finally!😺 We have perfectly curated our algorithm to show you, yes you!👈😆, exactly what you want 😁 mother reacts to her own sons death 911 call. most violent factory deaths. child with cancer begging his mother to kill him.
September 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
OOOH god, I'm sony and I dont think kids would like action movies with cool knights. They only want dumb kid shit that sucks. reboot the smurfs again. We also handled the release for the new demon slayer movie. Im a fucking idiot
Genndy Tartakovsky shared test footage from his film ‘The Black Knight’. It follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor. Sony isn't sure there's an audience for the film and haven’t greenlit it yet.

After Kpop demon hunters success I don't understand why Sony are dragging their feet on this!
September 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Theres somthing to be said about returning Star Wars to its adventure Fantasy roots, but this still just looks so TV looking and I doubt your average audience wants to watch three seasons of tv for the new movie.
The first trailer for ‘MANDALORIAN & GROGU’ has been released.

In theaters on May 22.
September 22, 2025 at 1:19 PM
🔥🔥This gonna be Ass🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
First look at Ryan Gosling and Flynn Gray in ‘STAR WARS: STARFIGHTER’

In theaters in May 2027.
September 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM