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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
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At the Vatican gift shop: “Scusi, scusi, where might your Pope Boniface VIII Funko Pops be?”
November 30, 2024 at 4:07 PM
At the Vatican gift shop: “Scusi, scusi, where might your Pope Boniface VIII Funko Pops be?”
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Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
November 28, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Big news, friends. I loaned my beloved pet elephant Topsy to Thomas Edison, he’s going to make a movie about her! She’s going to be a star! 🤩
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[jerma voice] OH THE MISERY!
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 AM
[jerma voice] OH THE MISERY!
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Follow and reshare for a chance to win my terrible berry
November 26, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Follow and reshare for a chance to win my terrible berry
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Beginning a new save file in Stardew is what I imagine driving off one day and starting over in a new town feels like
November 18, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Beginning a new save file in Stardew is what I imagine driving off one day and starting over in a new town feels like
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my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
November 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log:
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
1. look up any restaurant
2. order any item
3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!"
4. tip $400
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I was promised fresh horrors. These are definitely recycled.
November 15, 2024 at 4:37 AM
I was promised fresh horrors. These are definitely recycled.
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🎶 I wish I was a Kids in the Haller,
Comedy screwballer,
I'd like to crush your head from afar,
Make it smaller 🎶
Comedy screwballer,
I'd like to crush your head from afar,
Make it smaller 🎶
November 15, 2024 at 8:51 AM
🎶 I wish I was a Kids in the Haller,
Comedy screwballer,
I'd like to crush your head from afar,
Make it smaller 🎶
Comedy screwballer,
I'd like to crush your head from afar,
Make it smaller 🎶