Tim
@tallswimmer.bsky.social
Swimming, Skiing, Wisconsin Badgers. Structural Engineer by day, Swim Coach by night.
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
Spiraling in a pit of despair. Will we ever get out of this mess? How do we keep living life with kids like any of this is ok? What can I /really/ do from my safe white suburban home?
Fuck anyone who thinks any of this is OK.
Fuck anyone who thinks any of this is OK.
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Spiraling in a pit of despair. Will we ever get out of this mess? How do we keep living life with kids like any of this is ok? What can I /really/ do from my safe white suburban home?
Fuck anyone who thinks any of this is OK.
Fuck anyone who thinks any of this is OK.
I can’t read that name without hearing in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social speak. “Mike Bobo, Mike Bobo, Mike. Bobo.”
say it with me: Cleveland Browns head coach Mike Bobo
January 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I can’t read that name without hearing in @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social speak. “Mike Bobo, Mike Bobo, Mike. Bobo.”
Merry Christmas, I got you the best gift ever.
December 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Merry Christmas, I got you the best gift ever.
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
The Who
Green Day
The Dead Weather (x2!)
Yeasayer
Rural Alberta Advantage
The Who
Green Day
The Dead Weather (x2!)
Yeasayer
Rural Alberta Advantage
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
The Roots
Andrew W.K.
Passion Pit
Run The Jewels
Rage Against the Machine (cancelled due to COVID)
The Roots
Andrew W.K.
Passion Pit
Run The Jewels
Rage Against the Machine (cancelled due to COVID)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Willie Nelson
Merle Haggard
Billy Joe Shaver
Charlie Robison x2
Robert Earl Keen
Willie Nelson
Merle Haggard
Billy Joe Shaver
Charlie Robison x2
Robert Earl Keen
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
The Who
Green Day
The Dead Weather (x2!)
Yeasayer
Rural Alberta Advantage
The Who
Green Day
The Dead Weather (x2!)
Yeasayer
Rural Alberta Advantage
Team lumpy cranberry sauce FTW.
November 26, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Team lumpy cranberry sauce FTW.
So glad Verona is ending their contract with this major civil liberties abuser. Thanks @lukediaz.bsky.social!
Flock cameras are not regular license plate readers that take photos only when an infraction is suspected. They are always recording the information of everyone that passes it — whether they’re committing a crime or not. It’s that power that led us to spend over five months reporting on Flock.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
So glad Verona is ending their contract with this major civil liberties abuser. Thanks @lukediaz.bsky.social!
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Wisconsin's leading passer in the big win today. The Big Ten West is immortal
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wisconsin's leading passer in the big win today. The Big Ten West is immortal
Field storming? Oh come on…
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Field storming? Oh come on…
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the game is tied. a guy wearing 91 is wisconsin’s leading passer
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the game is tied. a guy wearing 91 is wisconsin’s leading passer
Post you from a different era
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Post you from a different era
Is this so he remembers which door to shuffle his zombie corpse through? He may not be able to read it but it’s the same font as an overpriced steakhouse so he probably knows that’s a door to go through.
November 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Is this so he remembers which door to shuffle his zombie corpse through? He may not be able to read it but it’s the same font as an overpriced steakhouse so he probably knows that’s a door to go through.
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Run the fucking ball
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Run the fucking ball
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We wanted to understand what a Zohran Mamdani administration would mean for New York. So we talked to a Kentucky woman who once tied for 5th place in a swim race with a transgender woman and got really mad that she didn't get to hold the trophy.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We wanted to understand what a Zohran Mamdani administration would mean for New York. So we talked to a Kentucky woman who once tied for 5th place in a swim race with a transgender woman and got really mad that she didn't get to hold the trophy.
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Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who knew witnessing a murder could make you laugh
“Ideate” is my most hated corporate jargon. What’s yours?
October 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Ideate” is my most hated corporate jargon. What’s yours?
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he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
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"Republicans blocked paying the troops during the shutdown but found $20 billion to bail out Argentina's bad crypto investments" should be the sort of thing that leads every local newscast, but...
A few minutes ago in the House:
- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week
- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
- Speaker Mike Johnson officially cancels votes next week, extending the House recess through a fourth week
- House Republicans block Democrats from passing a bill to pay the troops during the shutdown, ensuring they will miss paychecks next week
October 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"Republicans blocked paying the troops during the shutdown but found $20 billion to bail out Argentina's bad crypto investments" should be the sort of thing that leads every local newscast, but...