talonious-monk.bsky.social
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Coming up with a restaurant styled after medieval times, but WWI themed. You sit around, waiting to order you food for hours, the doors are locked behind you, and the staff just fires artillery at you until you die.
October 10, 2025 at 10:57 AM
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New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Apparently some folks are playing real dumb about skull symbols so let’s play a little game I like to call “Nazi skull or not a Nazi skull”

First up, the Jolly Roger. This is a pirate skull, not a Nazi skull. It means you might get robbed, but prolly not genocided.

With me so far? 1/x
October 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Are you an NFL quarterback?
Do you need yards fast?
Is a large man about to pulverize your bones well behind the line of scrimmage?

Ask about Throwing Your Wide Receiver Into Defensive Pass Interference!
October 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Has anyone in the NFL ever been more washed than Tua is?

Good lord
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh hell yeah! Y'all check this out when it hits. Zoe is great.
SURPRISE! I am making my MARVEL COMICS debut this June in Marvel Voices Pride. It's a total dream come true in every sense, right down to telling a tale of love, regret, and beating down bad guys starring Black Cat and Sera as drawn by the incredible @ikadraws.bsky.social.
March 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Props to the writers and the performance

I can't remember the last time I hated a character as much as I do young Shauna Shipman

#yellowjackets
March 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches
I'm stuck in the back of my cybertruck
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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kinda feel like the Bsky team won't listen to trans users about this, so I'll say it as a Cis Person: I don't want Jesse Singal on here spreading his lying hateful "just asking questions" bullshit. he is not acting in good faith, he causes active harm, and he adds nothing worthwhile to this platform
December 7, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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November 30, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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The beauty of Spätzle waking up
November 28, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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Today is my 5-year tranniversary. In 2019 I finally fought off over a decade of repression and self-loathing to figure out who I am and live my life as myself.

I truly have no idea what the future is going to hold given...everything, but I wouldn't change a single part of it for anything.
November 11, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Black Ops 6 multiplayer

What if we designed a spawn system that combined with these maps, guarantees that you will die within .05 seconds of spawning at least 10 times a match.
November 30, 2024 at 12:49 AM
If I were an NFL Defensive Coordinator, I would simply not change to a soft zone defense to "prevent" big plays while up in the 4th

I might even continue to use the scheme that had held the other team to 3 points for the previous 3 quarters.
November 29, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Jingling my little can asking for gigs once again

It's been over a year since I've had anything get picked up and that is a streak I would VERY MUCH love to finally kill

Contact info is in my bio, portfolio at my site!
Hey #portfolioday

I'm Zoe, I'm a writer! I've worked on projects like BLADE MAIDENS (coming to print with Dark Horse) and GODZILLA: VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL and am very much looking for work! I'm rep'd by @desir.ee and you can reach out for inquiries at zoetunnellwrites @ gmail!
October 22, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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Do not put your name on a list. Wear an N95 mask. Cover identifying marks like tattoos. Wear nondescript clothing. One reason for black bloc tactics is that 30 people dressed identically makes it hard to identify any of em.
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
Never register for a protest
November 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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Every reactionary centrist after this election.
November 17, 2024 at 6:39 PM
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Hi I've gotten a ton of followers and keep catching a few slipping in so to be clear: if you use generative AI for art or writing or really any creative endeavors? Fuck right off, I don't want you.

Yes that includes doing HILARIOUS bits with ChatGPT that are SO FUNNY it's okay to use it. Trash.
November 17, 2024 at 2:26 PM
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Brianna Wu is blocked by more people than voted for her in all her combined congressional runs.
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
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Grab a white Monster and listen to a great history podcast.
November 16, 2024 at 2:32 PM
What are 4 games from 4 different systems that made you into the gamer you are today?
November 16, 2024 at 1:58 AM
November 15, 2024 at 2:30 AM