tardigrade-gaming
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a tiny tardigrade that blew in from tumblr | 19 | displaced r/196 refugee | she/her
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Hey, I don't talk much on here, but I wanted to finally get a decent pinned post out there. To make it consistent between platforms, I just made it a Neocities site.
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I love this reply so much
December 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I love this reply so much
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The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The most powerful narrative device a game can deploy is "throw you back to the main menu but it's different"
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you just finished instant classic hit award winning game of the century unbeatable? dont cry! of the devil episode 2 comes out December 18th!
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
you just finished instant classic hit award winning game of the century unbeatable? dont cry! of the devil episode 2 comes out December 18th!
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We need to bring back “the coolest fucking scarf you’ve ever seen in your life” as an aesthetic
December 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
We need to bring back “the coolest fucking scarf you’ve ever seen in your life” as an aesthetic
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can’t believe the associated press just sat there and watched while 12 cowboys ran a train on the sitting US president
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
can’t believe the associated press just sat there and watched while 12 cowboys ran a train on the sitting US president
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In THIS game, you can Tomb,
*footage of laura exploring*
Raid,
*footage of laura grabbing treasure*
and SCISSOR with your fellow explorers
*ffootaaghe of . footgage of,"
*footage of laura exploring*
Raid,
*footage of laura grabbing treasure*
and SCISSOR with your fellow explorers
*ffootaaghe of . footgage of,"
December 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In THIS game, you can Tomb,
*footage of laura exploring*
Raid,
*footage of laura grabbing treasure*
and SCISSOR with your fellow explorers
*ffootaaghe of . footgage of,"
*footage of laura exploring*
Raid,
*footage of laura grabbing treasure*
and SCISSOR with your fellow explorers
*ffootaaghe of . footgage of,"
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the credits are currently rolling on unbeatable's story mode on my other monitor, and i don't know if i can find the words to describe the ways this game made me feel.
unbeatable is raw, unbeatable is human, unbeatable is unique, unbeatable is special, unbeatable is unbeatable.
play unbeatable.
unbeatable is raw, unbeatable is human, unbeatable is unique, unbeatable is special, unbeatable is unbeatable.
play unbeatable.
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
the credits are currently rolling on unbeatable's story mode on my other monitor, and i don't know if i can find the words to describe the ways this game made me feel.
unbeatable is raw, unbeatable is human, unbeatable is unique, unbeatable is special, unbeatable is unbeatable.
play unbeatable.
unbeatable is raw, unbeatable is human, unbeatable is unique, unbeatable is special, unbeatable is unbeatable.
play unbeatable.
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some critics will say that the writing in unbeatable is "corny" or "reminds them of life is strange" but any lesbian will tell you that seeing a prompt for pumpernickel and immediately having a character say "pumpered nickel" is the realest shit in the world.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
some critics will say that the writing in unbeatable is "corny" or "reminds them of life is strange" but any lesbian will tell you that seeing a prompt for pumpernickel and immediately having a character say "pumpered nickel" is the realest shit in the world.
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the rlly tough part about trying to develop a skill as an adult who is already pretty damn good at a few specific things is fighting back the overwhelming feeling of "this isnt going as well as that other stuff does, so im probably just not cut out for it"
December 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
the rlly tough part about trying to develop a skill as an adult who is already pretty damn good at a few specific things is fighting back the overwhelming feeling of "this isnt going as well as that other stuff does, so im probably just not cut out for it"
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UNBEATABLE
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
UNBEATABLE
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friendslop? you mean cum?
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
friendslop? you mean cum?
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electric drum setup where all the noises are programmed to imitate a bass guitar
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
electric drum setup where all the noises are programmed to imitate a bass guitar
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
did it in four words hemmingway
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
so insanely fucking real for this
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the phrase "put 'er there, pal!" implies the hand is a girl
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the phrase "put 'er there, pal!" implies the hand is a girl
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Sniff sniff sniff…
December 9, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Sniff sniff sniff…
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK GOD DAMNIT
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKK GOD DAMNIT