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Home from work today, unwell. Googled my slightly unusual symptoms, glad to know it’s either nothing to be alarmed about, or I’m already ☠️.

joe biden always sounds like he’s trying to keep a little league team from crying

@shortymcboots.bsky.social just thought you should know - I’m in the epilogue of my 2nd RDR2 run, and I just got to the taxidermist’s basement for the first time and I am DELIGHTED.

chauvin is stabbed & rittenhouse is broke?

kissinger could do the funniest fucking thing right now…

Mitch McConnell has an opportunity to do something EXTREMELY funny

Another account leaving Twitter.

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Puzzle #170
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This game was absolutely made for my brain.

Currently wearing a calico bodysuit and 90’s cut jeans. Not gonna lie, feeling like a Hot 90’s Mom, gonna crank up some Reba McEntire and decorate my kitchen with geese.

A question I get asked fairly often is, “how can I show my appreciation to my pet’s veterinary team?”

Send a note. The cookies or whatever are fine, but we keep the notes and photos as a reminder of why we do this work. Even with sad endings - we all like to be reminded that we matter.

Such an ADHD stereotype, but I find myself in super cleaning mode because maintenance will be here tomorrow for a minor sink issue. My place isn’t even dirty, but it’s a real motivation to deal with the clutter. Must not look like anyone actually lives here!

They’re giving “my husband and I spotted you from across the bar, and we really like your vibe.”

Since when does all 90’s music get lumped into the same genre? I’m in an office today where I’ve heard “Return of the Mack”, followed by Blues Traveller, then “What is Love”, then Alanis Morrisette.
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Oh, shit. It’s because they’re all “oldies”.