Tazz
@tazocles.bsky.social
Refugee from Football Twitter...
Writer by day, Arsenal ST holder by night. Also here for random stuff about gaming, basketball, and cooking
Writer by day, Arsenal ST holder by night. Also here for random stuff about gaming, basketball, and cooking
Boehly's digging through Abramovich's old office hoping for a solution to the Maresca mess.
He spots an old dusty box with faded letters reading "in case of managerial emergency break glass"
Inside is just half a cigar and an old card with a phone number and two indecipherable words... Gus Hiddink
He spots an old dusty box with faded letters reading "in case of managerial emergency break glass"
Inside is just half a cigar and an old card with a phone number and two indecipherable words... Gus Hiddink
January 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Boehly's digging through Abramovich's old office hoping for a solution to the Maresca mess.
He spots an old dusty box with faded letters reading "in case of managerial emergency break glass"
Inside is just half a cigar and an old card with a phone number and two indecipherable words... Gus Hiddink
He spots an old dusty box with faded letters reading "in case of managerial emergency break glass"
Inside is just half a cigar and an old card with a phone number and two indecipherable words... Gus Hiddink
More good fortune for City after playing Africanless Sunderland. But on the plus side should help out league cup push
Swings and roundabouts I guess
Swings and roundabouts I guess
Cor, whoever plays Chelsea next must be delighted with this. Wait a minute while I check their upcoming fixtures...
Enzo Maresca on brink of Chelsea sack after breakdown of relations | that’s a woah 🤯 move
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
More good fortune for City after playing Africanless Sunderland. But on the plus side should help out league cup push
Swings and roundabouts I guess
Swings and roundabouts I guess
I think you've read me wrong mate.
It's not even about the match but the constant commentary that follows Emery & Arsenal, about how we were wrong to let him go etc.
Ironically I've got a lot of admiration for him, his Villa/Sevilla sides & accomplishments despite him being perennially salty to us
It's not even about the match but the constant commentary that follows Emery & Arsenal, about how we were wrong to let him go etc.
Ironically I've got a lot of admiration for him, his Villa/Sevilla sides & accomplishments despite him being perennially salty to us
My post was in response to this. That doesn't read as laughing to me. Maybe I'm wrong, but it's seems entitled and bitter to me. A weird response to beating a side that sees finishing 5th as a huge achievement.
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Everything about yesterday's match. From the pregame complaints about playing us twice, to how Villa set up to time waste and dive, to the post match reactions where Emery ducked the handshake shows why Emery didn't succeed at Arsenal and PSG.
He's small club mentality personified
He's small club mentality personified
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
I think you've read me wrong mate.
It's not even about the match but the constant commentary that follows Emery & Arsenal, about how we were wrong to let him go etc.
Ironically I've got a lot of admiration for him, his Villa/Sevilla sides & accomplishments despite him being perennially salty to us
It's not even about the match but the constant commentary that follows Emery & Arsenal, about how we were wrong to let him go etc.
Ironically I've got a lot of admiration for him, his Villa/Sevilla sides & accomplishments despite him being perennially salty to us
That's why they call him the King of Brazil....
You can't replace players like Gabriel. The presence, physicality and bravery in both boxes is second to none, but his overall impact on the backline as its emotional leader and organiser is priceless.
Straight back in, for a game of this magnitude and plays like that? Come on man.
Straight back in, for a game of this magnitude and plays like that? Come on man.
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 AM
That's why they call him the King of Brazil....
Everything about yesterday's match. From the pregame complaints about playing us twice, to how Villa set up to time waste and dive, to the post match reactions where Emery ducked the handshake shows why Emery didn't succeed at Arsenal and PSG.
He's small club mentality personified
He's small club mentality personified
December 31, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Everything about yesterday's match. From the pregame complaints about playing us twice, to how Villa set up to time waste and dive, to the post match reactions where Emery ducked the handshake shows why Emery didn't succeed at Arsenal and PSG.
He's small club mentality personified
He's small club mentality personified
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times
The biggest obstacle in this league is that we play Vs 12 every game while our title rivals tend to play with 12
The biggest obstacle in this league is that we play Vs 12 every game while our title rivals tend to play with 12
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times
The biggest obstacle in this league is that we play Vs 12 every game while our title rivals tend to play with 12
The biggest obstacle in this league is that we play Vs 12 every game while our title rivals tend to play with 12
Declan 🥲
This whole constant injury crisis thing is really getting crazy. We just can't catch a break.
Hopefully hurt pride will be enough to get us through this game and then we really need him back. Not hyperbole to say he's our best player atm
This whole constant injury crisis thing is really getting crazy. We just can't catch a break.
Hopefully hurt pride will be enough to get us through this game and then we really need him back. Not hyperbole to say he's our best player atm
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Declan 🥲
This whole constant injury crisis thing is really getting crazy. We just can't catch a break.
Hopefully hurt pride will be enough to get us through this game and then we really need him back. Not hyperbole to say he's our best player atm
This whole constant injury crisis thing is really getting crazy. We just can't catch a break.
Hopefully hurt pride will be enough to get us through this game and then we really need him back. Not hyperbole to say he's our best player atm
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Arsenal have deployed 8 different back 4 combinations in the last 8 PL matches.
They’ve only had all their defensive options available for 3 weeks this season.
I think most analysts have little idea and if you told them (and stripped away the badge) they’d be floored and in awe of that club.
They’ve only had all their defensive options available for 3 weeks this season.
I think most analysts have little idea and if you told them (and stripped away the badge) they’d be floored and in awe of that club.
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Arsenal have deployed 8 different back 4 combinations in the last 8 PL matches.
They’ve only had all their defensive options available for 3 weeks this season.
I think most analysts have little idea and if you told them (and stripped away the badge) they’d be floored and in awe of that club.
They’ve only had all their defensive options available for 3 weeks this season.
I think most analysts have little idea and if you told them (and stripped away the badge) they’d be floored and in awe of that club.
The assistant looks uncannily like Keir Starmer here and it's weirding me out
December 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The assistant looks uncannily like Keir Starmer here and it's weirding me out
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Another win, back to the top & it’s still not good enough? Will obviously feel amazing if we win something but the building narrative of the last few years is suffocating & the relatively unfair pressure on this group of players (& the fans) is sucking a lot of the joy out of the journey.
December 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Another win, back to the top & it’s still not good enough? Will obviously feel amazing if we win something but the building narrative of the last few years is suffocating & the relatively unfair pressure on this group of players (& the fans) is sucking a lot of the joy out of the journey.
On the city game / Dias foul. I still find it wild that the fact that City's owners invite EPL refs to Abu Dhabi where they pay them tens of thousands to ref 'charity games' is not more prominent in commentary on the state of our league/game/pgmol
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
On the city game / Dias foul. I still find it wild that the fact that City's owners invite EPL refs to Abu Dhabi where they pay them tens of thousands to ref 'charity games' is not more prominent in commentary on the state of our league/game/pgmol
What a header Ollie fair play.
Guess we'll just have to sort them out ourselves
Guess we'll just have to sort them out ourselves
December 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
What a header Ollie fair play.
Guess we'll just have to sort them out ourselves
Guess we'll just have to sort them out ourselves
Glad Caicedo is back to wreak some havoc on Villa legs, hope they are least give them the same treatment they gave us
December 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Glad Caicedo is back to wreak some havoc on Villa legs, hope they are least give them the same treatment they gave us
Alls well that ends well:
*3 points against good opposition
*Big Gabi back
*Jesus getting better each game
*Odegaard found his shooting boots
Did I miss anything?
*3 points against good opposition
*Big Gabi back
*Jesus getting better each game
*Odegaard found his shooting boots
Did I miss anything?
December 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Alls well that ends well:
*3 points against good opposition
*Big Gabi back
*Jesus getting better each game
*Odegaard found his shooting boots
Did I miss anything?
*3 points against good opposition
*Big Gabi back
*Jesus getting better each game
*Odegaard found his shooting boots
Did I miss anything?
Can't wait till we go back to complaining about conceding a shot on target. These tight games are too much for my heart
December 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Can't wait till we go back to complaining about conceding a shot on target. These tight games are too much for my heart
Good to see Gabriel on the bench, not encouraging to see Zubi at right back
Seems the past few months is a constant battle between our depth and our injury crisis
Seems the past few months is a constant battle between our depth and our injury crisis
prince is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and a necklace around his neck .
ALT: prince is sitting on a couch with his eyes closed and a necklace around his neck .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Good to see Gabriel on the bench, not encouraging to see Zubi at right back
Seems the past few months is a constant battle between our depth and our injury crisis
Seems the past few months is a constant battle between our depth and our injury crisis
Is it just me who gets really depressed on their birthday or does it happen to everyone once you pass a certain age?
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Is it just me who gets really depressed on their birthday or does it happen to everyone once you pass a certain age?
Tynewear is definitely England's second best derby. Guess we're all Sunderland today
December 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Tynewear is definitely England's second best derby. Guess we're all Sunderland today
Surprised at all the negativity online. Last night was a blast.
Late winners are good for the soul, and the lore (and we seem to have a habit of them at home Vs Wolves)
Otherwise was like a game of attack Vs defence - I even spotted @arsenalvisionpodcast.com in the Emirates bar
Late winners are good for the soul, and the lore (and we seem to have a habit of them at home Vs Wolves)
Otherwise was like a game of attack Vs defence - I even spotted @arsenalvisionpodcast.com in the Emirates bar
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Surprised at all the negativity online. Last night was a blast.
Late winners are good for the soul, and the lore (and we seem to have a habit of them at home Vs Wolves)
Otherwise was like a game of attack Vs defence - I even spotted @arsenalvisionpodcast.com in the Emirates bar
Late winners are good for the soul, and the lore (and we seem to have a habit of them at home Vs Wolves)
Otherwise was like a game of attack Vs defence - I even spotted @arsenalvisionpodcast.com in the Emirates bar
Still believing in the power of bringing on madueke Martinelli and Gyok at 70 mins.
But knowing our luck and our current midfield, villa will slow the game right down and we'll struggle to stop them doing so
But knowing our luck and our current midfield, villa will slow the game right down and we'll struggle to stop them doing so
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Still believing in the power of bringing on madueke Martinelli and Gyok at 70 mins.
But knowing our luck and our current midfield, villa will slow the game right down and we'll struggle to stop them doing so
But knowing our luck and our current midfield, villa will slow the game right down and we'll struggle to stop them doing so
What a frustrating goal to concede, hopefully we can grab one back before half time. Good to see us switching up our attack a bit more
December 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
What a frustrating goal to concede, hopefully we can grab one back before half time. Good to see us switching up our attack a bit more
Merino getting absolutely savaged this game. One match two rule books yet again
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Merino getting absolutely savaged this game. One match two rule books yet again
I think that's a surprisingly good lineup given our injury crisis. Got enough starting to control the game, and enough on the bench to destroy tired legs late on. Real question will be how well Timber, Rice, Zubi and White can maintain a top level
December 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I think that's a surprisingly good lineup given our injury crisis. Got enough starting to control the game, and enough on the bench to destroy tired legs late on. Real question will be how well Timber, Rice, Zubi and White can maintain a top level
Shaq looks like he hates his life right now
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Shaq looks like he hates his life right now
Is infantino also using perma-tan these days or has his face just become brown from all the time it spends up Donald Trump's ass
What a disgrace
What a disgrace
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Is infantino also using perma-tan these days or has his face just become brown from all the time it spends up Donald Trump's ass
What a disgrace
What a disgrace