tealytoes2024.bsky.social
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"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Donald Trump could be naked, yelling at cars on the freeway, and Republicans would still be all "Democrats have just never witnessed a genius at work".
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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Just posting this again for no reason:
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January 16, 2026 at 2:17 AM
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The American people want the Epstein Files, not Greenland.
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
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If Tom Brady gives me one of his Super Bowl rings it doesn’t make me a Super Bowl winner.
January 16, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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Obama actually won his Nobel Peace Prize.
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Good morning!

Trump is a pedophile and that's why the DOJ won't release all of the #EpsteinFiles.

Pass it on.
January 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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OMG! I just got internal bleeding from pretending to be hit by a car.
January 15, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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This is Irish journalist Niall Stanage - of The Hill.
Reporter: Renee Good was shot in the head and killed by an ICE Agent.

Leavitt: Why was she killed?

Reporter: Because an ICE agent acted recklessly and killed her unjustifiably

Leavitt: You’re a left-wing hack. You’re not a reporter.
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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It would be nice if the president considered taking action against the government targeting US protesters.
January 13, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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If someone leaked the Epstein files, they would easily be one of the most famous and celebrated people of the decade. 🙌
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Turns out it is much safer to attack the U.S. Capitol than it is to drive away from ICE. Who knew?
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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📌Donald Trump uses military aircraft painted to look civilian to murder people in the water, and ICE to murder people in our streets.
January 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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"At least 16 files from Epstein release disappeared from the DOJ's webpage, including a photo of Trump, with no explanation."

EXPLANATION: The DOJ is engaging in a sloppy, ham-fisted coverup to protect rich pedophiles. That's why the files went missing.
December 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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According to the US Coast Guard, the year prior to Trump changing our policy to summary execution, only 21% of the vessels interdicted by them off the coast of Venezuela suspected of trafficking drugs had drugs on board. The other 79% had nothing. But now we just kill them all.
December 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.

Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.

Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Leavitt says the 'quiet piggy' comment was Trump being 'frank & honest', so here's me being frank & honest.

Karoline Leavitt is an ignorant, trash-talking pig in lipstick, married to a guy older than her mother, making a living defending a piece of shit child rapist felon.

She's the pig.
November 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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To everyone saying that people in our military already know not to follow unlawful orders, how do you explain almost 100 civilians murdered on fishing boats in the Caribbean so far?
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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DC J6: 1.500 arrests
DC No Kings: zero

Tell me again which side is violent?
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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When an elected official is asked something during a press conference, their answer is not for an outlet, it is for US. So when they get all snobby and deflect, understand that they are denying YOU knowledge and updates about the current state of information we are entitled to, despite who is asking
October 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Amazing changes can happen in a mere couple of months.

The Trump regime's lies about No Kings protests are getting more desperate and inflammatory as the White House gets more scared of the power of the people.
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The dude can barely open his eyes today.
October 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The "Party of Law & Order" is surprisingly partial to pardoning and commuting the sentences of convicted criminals who disobey the law and disrupt the order.
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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NOW Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva's victory 3 weeks ago is officially certified by Arizona's top 3 executive officers.
@azagmayes.bsky.social threatens to sue House Speaker Mike Johnson if he doesn't seat Grijalva. Johnson has said he won't swear her in until shutdown ends.
October 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM