𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨
@techopped.bsky.social
Just keep a lid on it. We don't need any weird causality shit rearing it's ugly head at this particular point in time.
Pinned
Number 8: Maggots inside Big Mac.
In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickels were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawing around the patties.
In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickels were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawing around the patties.
the mid mac.
There was a time in my childhood when I was prejudiced against the Big Mac.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Number 8: Maggots inside Big Mac.
In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickels were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawing around the patties.
In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickels were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawing around the patties.
There was a time in my childhood when I was prejudiced against the Big Mac.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
There was a time in my childhood when I was prejudiced against the Big Mac.
By my hand.
as if i havent been seeing that all the time already triangle boy.
You die at age 19.
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
By my hand.
You die at age 19.
i've decided that time nonsense is stupid and i hope its contained to here and never my interpersonal shananigans.
November 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You die at age 19.
That one oomf who was born in 2410.
November 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
That one oomf who was born in 2410.
At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton.
Vulnerable to arbitrary code execution? Y/N?
IT IS. A VERY COOL SONIC THE HEDGEHOG FANGAME THAT'S SADLY NOT AS GOOD AS MARIO
HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU MIGHT ASK? NINTENDO HASN'T SUED ME YET!
[Cue the laugh track.]
HOW WOULD I KNOW, YOU MIGHT ASK? NINTENDO HASN'T SUED ME YET!
[Cue the laugh track.]
So what sort of game are we talking about here. Give me the sales pitch, put on your best customer service voice.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Vulnerable to arbitrary code execution? Y/N?
So what sort of game are we talking about here. Give me the sales pitch, put on your best customer service voice.
DAWG. I AM HERE TO MAKE PEOPLE PLAY MY GAME.
NOT TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE YAP ABOUT THE CONCEPT OF SANITY, A RANT WHICH I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN LISTEN TO.
NOT TO LISTEN TO PEOPLE YAP ABOUT THE CONCEPT OF SANITY, A RANT WHICH I PROBABLY WON'T EVEN LISTEN TO.
Fuck it. I'm bored, and I don't have anything better to do.
Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything.
Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?
Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything.
Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So what sort of game are we talking about here. Give me the sales pitch, put on your best customer service voice.
Fuck it. I'm bored, and I don't have anything better to do.
Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything.
Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?
Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything.
Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?
....
NO WAIT I HAVE A DEFENSE FOR THAT SECOND ONE
[AHEM.]
WHAT EVEN IS SANITY ANYMORE
NO WAIT I HAVE A DEFENSE FOR THAT SECOND ONE
[AHEM.]
WHAT EVEN IS SANITY ANYMORE
It does not strike me as a particularly safe or otherwise sane course of action.
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Fuck it. I'm bored, and I don't have anything better to do.
Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything.
Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?
Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything.
Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?
It does not strike me as a particularly safe or otherwise sane course of action.
WHY NOT
I am not playing your fucking game, dawg.
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It does not strike me as a particularly safe or otherwise sane course of action.
I am not playing your fucking game, dawg.
November 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am not playing your fucking game, dawg.
I also fuck dudes. I'm not gay, though.
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I also fuck dudes. I'm not gay, though.
I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.
November 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.
Why would she be back?
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Why would she be back?
That's great. Let's get you dressed up, okay?
about ten pounds of it
From an outside perspective it seems like you're microdosing on crack.
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
That's great. Let's get you dressed up, okay?
From an outside perspective it seems like you're microdosing on crack.
microdosing on encouragement 🥀
We love you 💔
October 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
From an outside perspective it seems like you're microdosing on crack.
We love you 💔
everyone is so mean to me and im just the funniest person here.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We love you 💔
Don't even smell like nothing. Fuck you sniffing up there?
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Don't even smell like nothing. Fuck you sniffing up there?
What is her fucking problem.
October 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What is her fucking problem.
The universe is a frog, by the way.
October 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The universe is a frog, by the way.
A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice.
October 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice.
I ain't reading that essay.
[ NC - BACKGROUND 👁️🗨️ ]
“HEY FUCKER COULD YOU SHUT YOUR YAPPING I’M TRYING TO HAVE A PEACEFUL DAY HERE!!!!!!”
“HEY FUCKER COULD YOU SHUT YOUR YAPPING I’M TRYING TO HAVE A PEACEFUL DAY HERE!!!!!!”
Note: I literally ignored everything past SwSh release date for my own sanity. Not much changes beyond havingmore Pokemon with more avenues for bullshit.
October 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I ain't reading that essay.