Ted Perrin
@tedwardicio.bsky.social
Grandparent. Ne'er-do-well. Would-be writer. Woodworker. Atheist. I like cats more than dogs because cat shit is more manageable. I try to read a lot. In the interest of full disclosure, I'm also a fan of regular-sized butts.
With Batman Returns on in the background at the bar, I'm realizing that if the Penguin can have tactical penguins working for him, Dr. Evil totally should have been able to get some "frickin' sharks with laser beams attached to their heads". #InjusticeAnywhereIsAThreatToJusticeEverywhere
May 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
With Batman Returns on in the background at the bar, I'm realizing that if the Penguin can have tactical penguins working for him, Dr. Evil totally should have been able to get some "frickin' sharks with laser beams attached to their heads". #InjusticeAnywhereIsAThreatToJusticeEverywhere
You know how when kids are growing, you don't know when the last time you pick them up will be, so you want to make the most of it each time? Well, that's why I'm pledging to help my perimenopausal GF make each of her last periods the best possible periods ever. #feminist #feminismFTW #Perimenopause
May 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You know how when kids are growing, you don't know when the last time you pick them up will be, so you want to make the most of it each time? Well, that's why I'm pledging to help my perimenopausal GF make each of her last periods the best possible periods ever. #feminist #feminismFTW #Perimenopause
Wow! What happened in the last five months?
April 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wow! What happened in the last five months?
Is there an English counterpart to Guy Fieri who's the Lord High Mayor of Flaverton?
April 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Is there an English counterpart to Guy Fieri who's the Lord High Mayor of Flaverton?
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This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument.
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Stonewall National Monument (U.S. National Park Service)
Before the 1960s, almost everything about living openly as a lesbian, gay, bisexual (LGB) person was illegal. The Stonewall Uprising on June 28, 1969 is a milestone in the quest for LGB civil rights a...
www.nps.gov
February 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This is where you go to tell the National Park Service to restore the word "transgender" in its entry on the Stonewall monument.
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I wish I could agree . . . but sadly, it's not a Constitutional crisis until Constitutionally established branches of government agree that it's a crisis.
Until then, it's just a people's crisis, and what are we supposed to do? 🤷♂️
Until then, it's just a people's crisis, and what are we supposed to do? 🤷♂️
my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory
February 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I wish I could agree . . . but sadly, it's not a Constitutional crisis until Constitutionally established branches of government agree that it's a crisis.
Until then, it's just a people's crisis, and what are we supposed to do? 🤷♂️
Until then, it's just a people's crisis, and what are we supposed to do? 🤷♂️
Not me!
February 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Not me!
I had to turn off the game after Tom Brady started that racist nonsense. #superbowl.
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I had to turn off the game after Tom Brady started that racist nonsense. #superbowl.
Dave likes to hang out under the covers.
February 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Dave likes to hang out under the covers.
That's me up on the column at the beginning of this clip. I was imploring—"yelling at"—people to encourage conversations with people we don't agree with. We'll never change any minds with performative chanting and sign-waving.
Demonstrators at the Maine State House protesting Musk, Project 2025. Before this the chants were “Congress do your job!”
There’s a “deport Elon” sign in there but I couldn’t get a clean shot.
This is part of a larger effort to protest the Trump administration and Musk at all 50 state capitals.
There’s a “deport Elon” sign in there but I couldn’t get a clean shot.
This is part of a larger effort to protest the Trump administration and Musk at all 50 state capitals.
February 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
That's me up on the column at the beginning of this clip. I was imploring—"yelling at"—people to encourage conversations with people we don't agree with. We'll never change any minds with performative chanting and sign-waving.
Although I feel that she's beautiful just the way she is, my cat is wondering what she might look like with a BBL, so I had an AI generate this. . . . Thoughts?
January 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Although I feel that she's beautiful just the way she is, my cat is wondering what she might look like with a BBL, so I had an AI generate this. . . . Thoughts?
Apropos of nothing, are we going to start referring to BBLs as "American Butt Lifts" now?
January 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Apropos of nothing, are we going to start referring to BBLs as "American Butt Lifts" now?
This mug protects my stache! It works like a charm.
January 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This mug protects my stache! It works like a charm.
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one reason democrats should cut the “we just want to work together” shit is that you lose the opportunity to do things like, for instance, hold a loud press conference on the fact that trumps ICE thugs arrested a veteran www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...
News: MAYOR RAS J. BARAKA’S STATEMENT ON ICE RAID ON NEWARK BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT
Official Page of Newark, NJ News: MAYOR RAS J. BARAKA’S STATEMENT ON ICE RAID ON NEWARK BUSINESS ESTABLISHMENT
www.newarknj.gov
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
one reason democrats should cut the “we just want to work together” shit is that you lose the opportunity to do things like, for instance, hold a loud press conference on the fact that trumps ICE thugs arrested a veteran www.newarknj.gov/news/mayor-r...
If you've misplaced your piss bottle, FYI . . .
Mystery over 200-year-old bottle of urine
www.yahoo.com/news/mystery...
Mystery over 200-year-old bottle of urine
www.yahoo.com/news/mystery...
Mystery over 200-year-old bottle of urine
The bottle was unearthed by builders and is believed to to have been buried to ward off witches.
www.yahoo.com
January 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
If you've misplaced your piss bottle, FYI . . .
Mystery over 200-year-old bottle of urine
www.yahoo.com/news/mystery...
Mystery over 200-year-old bottle of urine
www.yahoo.com/news/mystery...
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Special Counsel Jack Smith Resigns theonion.com/special...
January 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Special Counsel Jack Smith Resigns theonion.com/special...
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Typing up a quick findings matrix
January 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
December 21, 2024 at 12:53 AM
"Nookyuhler" will likely be in the OED someday as an alternate pronunciation based on its broad usage.
Gimme your favorite mispronounced word? I’m really coming around on nookyuhler.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 AM
"Nookyuhler" will likely be in the OED someday as an alternate pronunciation based on its broad usage.
This is Former Acting United States Attorney General Sally Yates, The Cat. Sally's the best kitty in four counties.
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
This is Former Acting United States Attorney General Sally Yates, The Cat. Sally's the best kitty in four counties.