Elliott Goulda
@tedwmeyer.bsky.social
public lands/Timberwolves/Bruce McGill, I’m a triple issue voter
This is no time for ‘your silence on horses is extremely telling’ Jesus fucking Christ
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
This is no time for ‘your silence on horses is extremely telling’ Jesus fucking Christ
How the fuck do you explain to a child that their name came from this evil rot?
The parents of the first baby born in 2026 in this county outside Baltimore got their name ideas from ChatGPT. Hudson Oakley Winkler.
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
www.baltimoresun.com/2026/01/01/c...
ChatGPT named Carroll County’s first-born baby in 2026
The first baby born in Carroll County in 2026 was named with help from ChatGPT, a generative artificial intelligence chatbot.
www.baltimoresun.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
How the fuck do you explain to a child that their name came from this evil rot?
Thank god. My January Pasta Bear was gonna be empty!
January 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Thank god. My January Pasta Bear was gonna be empty!
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This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This might sound harsh, and judgmental, but if video is your preferred way of getting information about a topic, you’re a fucking moron
James Ransone was fantastic and undersung. I am pretty upset about this
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
James Ransone was fantastic and undersung. I am pretty upset about this
Reposted by Elliott Goulda
Reposted by Elliott Goulda
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
FALLON: “And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
ALTMAN: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
@moreperfectunion.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
I sent this picture and said the bridge was passable, do you agree?
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I sent this picture and said the bridge was passable, do you agree?
This dawg is hitting every single one my crusades one by one…he’s going to endorse the Timberwolves next at this rate
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This dawg is hitting every single one my crusades one by one…he’s going to endorse the Timberwolves next at this rate
Crying
You know Eric Bogosian is dreading the call from his agent about an Epstein miniseries
November 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Crying
God I’m glad I tuned in. Kids are having a similar experience to me in the 2001 World Series (their first being an absolute classic) and I couldn’t be gladder for them/me
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
God I’m glad I tuned in. Kids are having a similar experience to me in the 2001 World Series (their first being an absolute classic) and I couldn’t be gladder for them/me
Starting to see why finch benched Conley to start. Don’t want to call it but I’m worried
October 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Starting to see why finch benched Conley to start. Don’t want to call it but I’m worried
The biggest charmer in show business strikes again
October 17, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The biggest charmer in show business strikes again
Put it in the Louvre
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Put it in the Louvre
This is generationally cathartic. Fuck the fucking Yankees, now more than ever
DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This is generationally cathartic. Fuck the fucking Yankees, now more than ever
Ross douthat always looks so stupid
September 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ross douthat always looks so stupid
Comments are interesting. My first and others’ instinct is to mock and belittle a 60yo who spends money on this. Others say this pattern has become true-ish of every industry and there’s no point signaling out Disney adults
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/o...
Opinion | Disney and the Decline of America’s Middle Class
www.nytimes.com
August 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Comments are interesting. My first and others’ instinct is to mock and belittle a 60yo who spends money on this. Others say this pattern has become true-ish of every industry and there’s no point signaling out Disney adults
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/28/o...
“I am here to be rude, because this is a rude technology and it deserves a rude response.”
Righteous read taking the awesome position that ai is so cartoonishly awful that it is not worth being even remotely polite or permissive about its presence or use.
Righteous read taking the awesome position that ai is so cartoonishly awful that it is not worth being even remotely polite or permissive about its presence or use.
I considered writing a long carefully constructed argument laying out the harms and limitations of AI, but instead I wrote about being a hater. Only humans can be haters.
I Am An AI Hater
I am an AI hater. This is considered rude, but I do not care, because I am a hater.
anthonymoser.github.io
August 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
“I am here to be rude, because this is a rude technology and it deserves a rude response.”
Righteous read taking the awesome position that ai is so cartoonishly awful that it is not worth being even remotely polite or permissive about its presence or use.
Righteous read taking the awesome position that ai is so cartoonishly awful that it is not worth being even remotely polite or permissive about its presence or use.
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The Phillie Phanatic gets caught in a ColdPlay Kiss Cam moment.
July 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The Phillie Phanatic gets caught in a ColdPlay Kiss Cam moment.
For once we get an actually fun dystopian news cycle as a treat
June 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
For once we get an actually fun dystopian news cycle as a treat
I have signed Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa to my AAA team. The world has stopped
May 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I have signed Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa to my AAA team. The world has stopped
Thank god that Scott Foster is back just in time for the postseason. These are the important stories
May 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Thank god that Scott Foster is back just in time for the postseason. These are the important stories