Tempus Fugit
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Unapologetically all over the place.
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Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
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December 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Merry Christmas to all. defector.com/what-did-we-...
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Ho, ho, ho, ya filthy animals! Here is some ‘Home Alone’ meets ‘Die Hard’ mash-up silliness to brighten up your timeline 🎥💥🖤
‘Home Alone Die Hard’
Artist: McSuperfly
‘Home Alone Die Hard’
Artist: McSuperfly
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Ho, ho, ho, ya filthy animals! Here is some ‘Home Alone’ meets ‘Die Hard’ mash-up silliness to brighten up your timeline 🎥💥🖤
‘Home Alone Die Hard’
Artist: McSuperfly
‘Home Alone Die Hard’
Artist: McSuperfly
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Yule-hole [YOOL hohl]
(n.)
-The last hole to which one is able to stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a Thanksgiving hole?)
(n.)
-The last hole to which one is able to stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a Thanksgiving hole?)
December 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Yule-hole [YOOL hohl]
(n.)
-The last hole to which one is able to stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a Thanksgiving hole?)
(n.)
-The last hole to which one is able to stretch their belt at a Christmas dinner. (Shouldn't there be a Thanksgiving hole?)
Have a Blockbuster Christmas!
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Have a Blockbuster Christmas!
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Christmas is coming, time to repair the Reindeer! ❤️
Wall Art Prints and Greeting Cards: matthias-hauser.pixels.com/featured/ste... 🖤
#christmas #holidays #steampunk #funny
Wall Art Prints and Greeting Cards: matthias-hauser.pixels.com/featured/ste... 🖤
#christmas #holidays #steampunk #funny
December 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Christmas is coming, time to repair the Reindeer! ❤️
Wall Art Prints and Greeting Cards: matthias-hauser.pixels.com/featured/ste... 🖤
#christmas #holidays #steampunk #funny
Wall Art Prints and Greeting Cards: matthias-hauser.pixels.com/featured/ste... 🖤
#christmas #holidays #steampunk #funny
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"In space-blazing COLOR"
And the cold (-1°F) is making the house creek and pop.
And the cold (-1°F) is making the house creek and pop.
December 14, 2025 at 9:27 AM
"In space-blazing COLOR"
And the cold (-1°F) is making the house creek and pop.
And the cold (-1°F) is making the house creek and pop.
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It's the Christmas light video again - 2025 edition
YouTube video by Technology Connections
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Share a Christmas movie.
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Share a Christmas movie.
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
The Long Kiss Goodnight (1996)
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"to be used on poultry only"
Lort 😳
Lort 😳
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"to be used on poultry only"
Lort 😳
Lort 😳
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Never forget. Becky.
If we’re starting fresh, we can’t forget the ancient texts to guide us
November 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Never forget. Becky.
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What’s this? An opportunity to see peak era Billy Zane up on the big screen? Um… yesthankyouplease! 😈
#NowWatching ‘Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight’ (1995) ⛪️ 🧽 ☠️
“𝙳𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛? 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚢... 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.”
#100DaysOfHorror (90/100) 🖤
#NowWatching ‘Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight’ (1995) ⛪️ 🧽 ☠️
“𝙳𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛? 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚢... 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.”
#100DaysOfHorror (90/100) 🖤
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What’s this? An opportunity to see peak era Billy Zane up on the big screen? Um… yesthankyouplease! 😈
#NowWatching ‘Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight’ (1995) ⛪️ 🧽 ☠️
“𝙳𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛? 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚢... 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.”
#100DaysOfHorror (90/100) 🖤
#NowWatching ‘Tales From The Crypt Presents: Demon Knight’ (1995) ⛪️ 🧽 ☠️
“𝙳𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛? 𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖. 𝙹𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸'𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚊 𝚜𝚊𝚢... 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖.”
#100DaysOfHorror (90/100) 🖤