Poly St. Nick
@tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social
Hot rice and cold butter
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
Pinned
Deep in the stacks of the Miskatonic University library jacking off to art books
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Posting my personal work to identify myself. :) I’m hoping to finally get on track making new art next year!
November 17, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Posting my personal work to identify myself. :) I’m hoping to finally get on track making new art next year!
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PG&E gave people impacted by the SF blackout a $200 bill credit, which will partially offset the $300 special assessment on the following bill to fix the shitty infrastructure in SF
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
PG&E gave people impacted by the SF blackout a $200 bill credit, which will partially offset the $300 special assessment on the following bill to fix the shitty infrastructure in SF
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Happy holidays everyone.
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
December 25, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Happy holidays everyone.
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
I really love Soviet space race Christmas cards
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why are you, a literal billionaire, spending christmas eve reading an 18 tweet thread with zero likes posted in response to someone telling you to kill yourself
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
why are you, a literal billionaire, spending christmas eve reading an 18 tweet thread with zero likes posted in response to someone telling you to kill yourself
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Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost
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I just saw Santa. He's skinny now. Ozempic
December 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just saw Santa. He's skinny now. Ozempic
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MARLEY: I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link—
ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith?
MARLEY: What? No
ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun?
MARLEY: No
ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming
MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield
ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith?
MARLEY: What? No
ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun?
MARLEY: No
ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming
MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
MARLEY: I wear the chain I forged in life. I made it link by link—
ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith?
MARLEY: What? No
ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun?
MARLEY: No
ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming
MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield
ME: Hell yeah dude you were a blacksmith?
MARLEY: What? No
ME: Oh you made a big chain for fun?
MARLEY: No
ME: Ok well it looks heavy man you can throw it on the chair if you want I’m just gaming
MARLEY: Is that the new Battlefield
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today I said something to my girlfriend about the complete stranglehold that Live Through This had on every girl who was about to realize she was a lesbian in 1994 and her reaction was pure incredulity that there was ever a band named "Hole"
November 13, 2024 at 4:18 AM
today I said something to my girlfriend about the complete stranglehold that Live Through This had on every girl who was about to realize she was a lesbian in 1994 and her reaction was pure incredulity that there was ever a band named "Hole"
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Welcome new Japanese users. If you have any rare tapes or LaserDiscs you need transferred let me know.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Welcome new Japanese users. If you have any rare tapes or LaserDiscs you need transferred let me know.
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It’s not textual, but I like to think the Baby Jesus pooped odorless marble cubes
December 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
It’s not textual, but I like to think the Baby Jesus pooped odorless marble cubes
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Shut the fuck up about vampires, I'm all about desecrating graves, you nerd. Take "yes" for an answer! Jesus
October 30, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Shut the fuck up about vampires, I'm all about desecrating graves, you nerd. Take "yes" for an answer! Jesus
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Gay For Sleigh
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Gay For Sleigh
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I'll Be Homo For Christmas
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'll Be Homo For Christmas
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If Santa Claus was a serious person he would have bred a single reindeer capable of pulling his sleigh by now.
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If Santa Claus was a serious person he would have bred a single reindeer capable of pulling his sleigh by now.
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Come let us adore Him. *jiggles door knob* Come let us adore Him! *pounding on the door so hard the frame creaks* COME LET US ADORE HIM!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Come let us adore Him. *jiggles door knob* Come let us adore Him! *pounding on the door so hard the frame creaks* COME LET US ADORE HIM!!
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the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the uncs were all chopped by the chimney with care
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A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: NEW BIGTOP youtu.be/iTTumugS9ys?...
BIGTOP BURGER: FACELESS
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December 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: NEW BIGTOP youtu.be/iTTumugS9ys?...
Eat Now Some Heavenly Beef
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Eat Now Some Heavenly Beef
*gets down on one knee and looks niece in the eye* Elf on the Shelf is a class traitor, kiddo
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
*gets down on one knee and looks niece in the eye* Elf on the Shelf is a class traitor, kiddo
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SCROOGE: You there, homosexual! What day is it?
ME: OK first of all
ME: OK first of all
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
SCROOGE: You there, homosexual! What day is it?
ME: OK first of all
ME: OK first of all