Ohhhh these are good

One of my favourite places to visit :)

Medical theory time. Vince McMahon is alive despite all the steroid use because he doesn't have a heart to attack.

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

the median voter: the president has a big lever in his office which makes things expensive

me, an idiot: actually inflation is the result of macroeconomic forces

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

Measles in Alberta: from 58 confirmed cases on Friday, to 74 today, and still it's mostly children.

• Call 811 to book a vaccination
• 2 doses needed, with at least 28 days between them
• Free

www.alberta.ca/measles

#Alberta
#Measles

watched the eyepatch wolf cody rhodes video

What is your favorite punctuation mark? Personally mine is 'lol'

Poilievre looking forward to blaming Trudeau for economic effects of Trump’s tariffs

Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.