Tony Ganton
@tgant.bsky.social
Just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe
UBC Alum ⚡🐤 🍁
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Tony Ganton
@tgant.bsky.social
· Nov 17
My top 3 takeaways from my psych degree (7.5 years later)
A thread 🧵
A thread 🧵
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Just four days until…
December 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Just four days until…
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I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
December 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I am providing safe harbour to the protein pop tart. He is living in my basement and writing up a manifesto. We are madly in love and i will not let the unjust pop tart police capture him. My cats keep screaming to go downstairs but they wouldn't understand.
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What is being a Pop-Tart?
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What is being a Pop-Tart?
RUNAWAY POP TART!
REPEAT.
RUN. AWAY. POP. TART.
REPEAT.
RUN. AWAY. POP. TART.
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
RUNAWAY POP TART!
REPEAT.
RUN. AWAY. POP. TART.
REPEAT.
RUN. AWAY. POP. TART.
POP TART SACRIFICE TIME! WHAT FLAVOURS WILL BE CHOSEN?!
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
POP TART SACRIFICE TIME! WHAT FLAVOURS WILL BE CHOSEN?!
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"Haynes King gonna lob it up into the endzone downfield... and that prayer goes straight through to voicemail." - ESPN's Mark Jones
December 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Haynes King gonna lob it up into the endzone downfield... and that prayer goes straight through to voicemail." - ESPN's Mark Jones
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Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate
WE ARE JUST HOURS AWAY FROM THE ANNUAL POP TART SACRIFICE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
December 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
WE ARE JUST HOURS AWAY FROM THE ANNUAL POP TART SACRIFICE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
LOL River Falls. The end of this game is painful. @sickoscommittee.org
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
LOL River Falls. The end of this game is painful. @sickoscommittee.org
In the semi finals in 3 fantasy leagues.... Currently in one, I'm debating starting PHILIP RIVERS. Someone talk me out of this.
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
In the semi finals in 3 fantasy leagues.... Currently in one, I'm debating starting PHILIP RIVERS. Someone talk me out of this.
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I must alert everybody to the fact that USF is giving sixth year quarterback Gaston “Gas Pipe” Moore his first (and last) career start in the Cure Bowl right now
December 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I must alert everybody to the fact that USF is giving sixth year quarterback Gaston “Gas Pipe” Moore his first (and last) career start in the Cure Bowl right now
'OH NO, DISASTER' CALL IN THE UNLV MIAMI OH GAME @sickoscommittee.org
September 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
'OH NO, DISASTER' CALL IN THE UNLV MIAMI OH GAME @sickoscommittee.org
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I am going to give a talk on the physics of punting (with an actual physicist) at CONvergence in Minneapolis in July that they already had to move out of a normal conference room to the big auditorium due to demand, and I highly doubt the NYT is going to send someone to cover it
what could your bluesky-con be about that could draw 200 people
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
i think that if i organized a “Bouiecon” where people got together and, i don’t know, talked breakfast cereals and the constitution, i could get more than 200 people to show up
April 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I am going to give a talk on the physics of punting (with an actual physicist) at CONvergence in Minneapolis in July that they already had to move out of a normal conference room to the big auditorium due to demand, and I highly doubt the NYT is going to send someone to cover it
After 2 and a half months I'm finally signing a job offer! 🕺
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
After 2 and a half months I'm finally signing a job offer! 🕺
Feeling like I need to sleep for a week straight
March 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Feeling like I need to sleep for a week straight
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There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why color-number cadences exist in football.
The story spans the evolution of the sport.
And it involved a philosophy major that doubled as an All-American back at Notre Dame.
http://dlvr.it/TJJMMf
The story spans the evolution of the sport.
And it involved a philosophy major that doubled as an All-American back at Notre Dame.
http://dlvr.it/TJJMMf
March 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
There is a perfectly reasonable explanation for why color-number cadences exist in football.
The story spans the evolution of the sport.
And it involved a philosophy major that doubled as an All-American back at Notre Dame.
http://dlvr.it/TJJMMf
The story spans the evolution of the sport.
And it involved a philosophy major that doubled as an All-American back at Notre Dame.
http://dlvr.it/TJJMMf
Moved out of my place in one day, had about 15 guys show up with less than 24 hours notice. What a wild feeling. Love the support I have.
February 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Moved out of my place in one day, had about 15 guys show up with less than 24 hours notice. What a wild feeling. Love the support I have.
I made this poem back in 2019 and I post it almost every Valentine's Day. I'm a little miffed it hasn't gone viral
Roses are red,
Oysters are meaty,
They're aphrodisiacs.
Let's get freaky!
Oysters are meaty,
They're aphrodisiacs.
Let's get freaky!
February 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I made this poem back in 2019 and I post it almost every Valentine's Day. I'm a little miffed it hasn't gone viral
Roses are red,
Oysters are meaty,
They're aphrodisiacs.
Let's get freaky!
Oysters are meaty,
They're aphrodisiacs.
Let's get freaky!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Roses are red,
Oysters are meaty,
They're aphrodisiacs.
Let's get freaky!
Oysters are meaty,
They're aphrodisiacs.
Let's get freaky!
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Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"
RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"
JP: "Great, a classic love song"
RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"
JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
This game is so out of hand I've started to make new dating profiles
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This game is so out of hand I've started to make new dating profiles
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You've definitely heard us before. Sex and candy was all over the radio
February 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You've definitely heard us before. Sex and candy was all over the radio
Missing that Kentucky heat!
February 8, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Missing that Kentucky heat!