Someone had to be the nerd that comes in and says, "Uh actually, Bilbo said that, not Gandalf!"

It's me. I'm that nerd.

Sorry.

Might I also suggest a mermaid themed drag queen named Atlantis Morissette thank you

We need to do something about radical centrism so that the far right and far left can live together in peace*

*i don't need to tag this as a joke, right?

I'm obviously not in favor of political violence but I'll be goddamned if I shed a tear for a man who made his entire career calling for that exact thing.

I would pay good money for the pod to recap any past Wrestlemania as earnestly as a historical battle

I also enjoy previously minor stumbles being potential fast tracks to the ER.

This man is insufferable.