Cygnus
@the-cygnus.bsky.social
Innocent and civilised 98 percent of the time, this account is for channelling the other 2 percent
26, any pronouns, MDNI etc.
26, any pronouns, MDNI etc.
I feel like this account was taking off a couple of weeks ago when I was aggressively horny as a way of coping with the agony.
Now I'm just posting about the agony and it has fallen flat.
Now I'm just posting about the agony and it has fallen flat.
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I feel like this account was taking off a couple of weeks ago when I was aggressively horny as a way of coping with the agony.
Now I'm just posting about the agony and it has fallen flat.
Now I'm just posting about the agony and it has fallen flat.
Most medications: I'll solve the problem in 3-5 business days if I feel like it
Antacids: dw fam I'll make it go away in an instant
Antacids: dw fam I'll make it go away in an instant
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Most medications: I'll solve the problem in 3-5 business days if I feel like it
Antacids: dw fam I'll make it go away in an instant
Antacids: dw fam I'll make it go away in an instant
Today's been pretty emotionally rough so now I'm just gonna be horny about it and hope it helps
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Today's been pretty emotionally rough so now I'm just gonna be horny about it and hope it helps
Finding out about the Trump-Epstein story while having a breakdown is peak 2025
November 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Finding out about the Trump-Epstein story while having a breakdown is peak 2025
Really not feeling too cheery today...
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Really not feeling too cheery today...
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torched my ass bestie
November 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
torched my ass bestie
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
Today on living with a woman: she's been cleaning the flat for the last three hours or so and even cleaned my room, which interrupted some..private activities.
She's wearing gym clothes and bending down a lot, so she's not just doing a good deed but also giving me a pretty spectacular view.
She's wearing gym clothes and bending down a lot, so she's not just doing a good deed but also giving me a pretty spectacular view.
Today on living with a woman: my hand rubbed on something when I emptied the bathroom bins this morning and because of that it has had a very...feminine smell all day
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Today on living with a woman: she's been cleaning the flat for the last three hours or so and even cleaned my room, which interrupted some..private activities.
She's wearing gym clothes and bending down a lot, so she's not just doing a good deed but also giving me a pretty spectacular view.
She's wearing gym clothes and bending down a lot, so she's not just doing a good deed but also giving me a pretty spectacular view.
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just me eating a pear
I’m bringing sexy back but it’s just muffin top
Bringing sexy back, but it’s really just love handles..
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I'm bringing sexy back but it's just me eating a pear
Date got postponed again, feeling sad 🫤
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Date got postponed again, feeling sad 🫤
I committed to the bit too much and got my heart broken
Haha no tho
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I committed to the bit too much and got my heart broken
Today on living with a woman: my hand rubbed on something when I emptied the bathroom bins this morning and because of that it has had a very...feminine smell all day
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Today on living with a woman: my hand rubbed on something when I emptied the bathroom bins this morning and because of that it has had a very...feminine smell all day
I apologise profusely for my weak reply guy game yesterday, I strive to do better today
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I apologise profusely for my weak reply guy game yesterday, I strive to do better today
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Pros and cons of becoming a reply guy on Bluesky
Pros: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts, which helps me to be a more effective reply guy
Cons: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts
Pros: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts, which helps me to be a more effective reply guy
Cons: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts
November 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Pros and cons of becoming a reply guy on Bluesky
Pros: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts, which helps me to be a more effective reply guy
Cons: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts
Pros: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts, which helps me to be a more effective reply guy
Cons: You have made me a lot more like you with your insane posts
Ok date has been postponed to Thursday so I'm back to my bullshit, who up?
I'm resisting them, but only because I still have low stamina, and can't afford not to have the energy for my date later.
Man, so many impure thoughts right now. Should probably save them for my date tonight but don't wanna.
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Ok date has been postponed to Thursday so I'm back to my bullshit, who up?
I'm resisting them, but only because I still have low stamina, and can't afford not to have the energy for my date later.
Man, so many impure thoughts right now. Should probably save them for my date tonight but don't wanna.
November 4, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I'm resisting them, but only because I still have low stamina, and can't afford not to have the energy for my date later.
Man, so many impure thoughts right now. Should probably save them for my date tonight but don't wanna.
November 4, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Man, so many impure thoughts right now. Should probably save them for my date tonight but don't wanna.
My Instagram feed is becoming increasingly sapphic and I'm not sure how to feel about it
November 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My Instagram feed is becoming increasingly sapphic and I'm not sure how to feel about it
Bittersweet ending...damn
Zoom in and the first tag you see is how your November will go
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bittersweet ending...damn
Folks, I am pleased to inform you that I turned the situation around, and we will be going out (just the two of us) on Tuesday evening.
We are so back.
We are so back.
She finally replied (at midnight) and she thinks I'm proposing a group hang-out, which is specifically what I was trying to avoid.
Anybody have first date tips for somebody recovering from a head injury, who can't drink or do anything too intense?
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Folks, I am pleased to inform you that I turned the situation around, and we will be going out (just the two of us) on Tuesday evening.
We are so back.
We are so back.
She finally replied (at midnight) and she thinks I'm proposing a group hang-out, which is specifically what I was trying to avoid.
Anybody have first date tips for somebody recovering from a head injury, who can't drink or do anything too intense?
November 2, 2025 at 7:21 AM
She finally replied (at midnight) and she thinks I'm proposing a group hang-out, which is specifically what I was trying to avoid.