Gutter Donkey
@the-donkey-says.bsky.social
I’m here to vent in a way that won’t get me thrown into jail. Born in a barn. Lover of spite.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
Congratulations to the new mayor of New York, Zordon Mamdani!
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Congratulations to the new mayor of New York, Zordon Mamdani!
You know what might fix this country?
The return to low-stakes comedies of the '90s.
#Howtomakeanamericanquiltagain
The return to low-stakes comedies of the '90s.
#Howtomakeanamericanquiltagain
December 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You know what might fix this country?
The return to low-stakes comedies of the '90s.
#Howtomakeanamericanquiltagain
The return to low-stakes comedies of the '90s.
#Howtomakeanamericanquiltagain
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I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism
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If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
Horrific. If you have never stumbled upon a video of a child with whooping cough, consider yourself lucky.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Whooping cough cases soar as vaccine rates drop among kids
In an NBC News data investigation of 31 states, about 70% of counties and jurisdictions fell below the target vaccination rate needed for community protection.
www.nbcnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Horrific. If you have never stumbled upon a video of a child with whooping cough, consider yourself lucky.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
“American Canto” is like when the owner of a restaurant called something like Oak + Maple eats at Le Bernardin once and thinks to themselves, “I can do this.” And the next day they start serving five, avocado-dolloped tortilla chips on a plate for $25.
December 8, 2025 at 8:02 PM
“American Canto” is like when the owner of a restaurant called something like Oak + Maple eats at Le Bernardin once and thinks to themselves, “I can do this.” And the next day they start serving five, avocado-dolloped tortilla chips on a plate for $25.
Pasty complexion ✅
Gaunt visage ✅
Slightly moist ✅
Body type that can only be described as “slender man-esque” ✅
It’s always the one’s you most suspect.
Gaunt visage ✅
Slightly moist ✅
Body type that can only be described as “slender man-esque” ✅
It’s always the one’s you most suspect.
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pasty complexion ✅
Gaunt visage ✅
Slightly moist ✅
Body type that can only be described as “slender man-esque” ✅
It’s always the one’s you most suspect.
Gaunt visage ✅
Slightly moist ✅
Body type that can only be described as “slender man-esque” ✅
It’s always the one’s you most suspect.
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Issues like anti-trans panic are not organic red state issues. They are engineered like viruses in a lab of bad faith politics, and the way to deal with bullies using them is to tell them to fuck off.
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Culture Wars Are For Cowards
And most people don't like bullies.
www.hamiltonnolan.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Issues like anti-trans panic are not organic red state issues. They are engineered like viruses in a lab of bad faith politics, and the way to deal with bullies using them is to tell them to fuck off.
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/culture-wa...
www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/culture-wa...
Another bitter, mediocre snowflake throws their hat into the grift arena.
A transgender instructor at the University of Oklahoma has been placed on administrative leave after giving a student a zero on an psychology essay that asserted gender roles were biblically ordained and called gender nonconfirmity “demonic." https://bit.ly/4rvZuuu
December 2, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Another bitter, mediocre snowflake throws their hat into the grift arena.
Things you should know about me:
1) My views on here are strictly my own and are in no way representative of my employer.
2) I am self-employed
1) My views on here are strictly my own and are in no way representative of my employer.
2) I am self-employed
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Things you should know about me:
1) My views on here are strictly my own and are in no way representative of my employer.
2) I am self-employed
1) My views on here are strictly my own and are in no way representative of my employer.
2) I am self-employed
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I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.
Following the recent election, leadership will be changing in many districts where conservative values previously dominated school board meetings and community actions.
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Voters shift school boards toward LGBTQ+ inclusion across PA and N.J. - Philadelphia Gay News
School boards in PA and NJ are shifting fast—LGBTQ+ leaders are winning, conservatives are losing, and policy battles are heating up.
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November 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I really can't stress how important it is for progressive and leftists to contend for school, library, water, etc etc boards. Hyper local involvement in our communities where we can actually influence lives.
He desired me. He desired desire and desiring. He desired dessert in the desert. He desired despicable despots. He desired designing desks. He desired describing deserved destinies.
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 PM
He desired me. He desired desire and desiring. He desired dessert in the desert. He desired despicable despots. He desired designing desks. He desired describing deserved destinies.
I love randomly discovering little pieces of lore on the internet.
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I love randomly discovering little pieces of lore on the internet.
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
Like someone will say “Remember when WhEEze confronted HubDUB at Bunk Fest? Now they aren’t friends anymore so SlushiePrincess has to find new godparents for their guinea pigs.”
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And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.
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Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
November 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.
She must have thought she wasn’t on the record.
JUST IN: Judge Currie orders DOJ to submit a more compete transcript of the Comey grand jury proceedings, noting that the transcript she was provided — of the lone witness — does not include Lindsey Halligan's remarks or presentation.
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storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
She must have thought she wasn’t on the record.
In the words of American poet William Frederick Durst, “Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.”
November 2, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In the words of American poet William Frederick Durst, “Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.”
This is an instant SVP classic.
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
The Lamar-East Texas A&M 'Bad Beats' segment was an instant classic on SportsCenter with SVP. 🏈📺🎙️💸😂
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
This is an instant SVP classic.
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
“Are they playing next to a gas station?”
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Right, the variable persona-ness of Dylan takes him out of the running in terms of “classically cool” and the adoptedness of the character ‘Bruce Springsteen’ negates him
October 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Right, the variable persona-ness of Dylan takes him out of the running in terms of “classically cool” and the adoptedness of the character ‘Bruce Springsteen’ negates him
A bunch of recent Catholic converts currently pounding on the gates of St Peter’s and demanding access to the Apostolic archives because somewhere in there is an encyclical from Urban II outlining why helping the poor is actually bad.
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer. In his first teaching document Thursday, Leo confirms that he is in perfect lockstep with Pope Francis on matters of social injustice.
Pope Leo blasts economy that marginalizes poor while wealthy live in bubble of luxury
Pope Leo XIV has blasted how wealthy people live in a “bubble of comfort and luxury” while the poor suffer.
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October 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
A bunch of recent Catholic converts currently pounding on the gates of St Peter’s and demanding access to the Apostolic archives because somewhere in there is an encyclical from Urban II outlining why helping the poor is actually bad.
A lot of guys who wear cowboy hats and have parents that own banks are going to be pretty upset about this news.
Zach Bryan wrote an anti ICE song. officially declaring Woke 2 in full effect.
October 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A lot of guys who wear cowboy hats and have parents that own banks are going to be pretty upset about this news.
He probably just needs a little drink
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
Staffers claim Pete Hegseth is crumbling under the pressure and his mental state has reached new, frenzied heights after the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Hegseth is being described by staffers as “manic,” erupting into fits of rage and tumultuous tirades.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-aid...
Hegseth is being described by staffers as “manic,” erupting into fits of rage and tumultuous tirades.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-aid...
Pentagon Pete's 'Manic' Meltdowns Exposed by Aides
The former Fox News host is reportedly spiraling out of control.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He probably just needs a little drink
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
Just a little nip of something
Just to take the edge off.
He can can quit whenever he wants, ya know
This is the start of a previously unknown Vonnegut novel and you won’t convince me otherwise.
Crypto billionaire Brock Pierce, speaking at Fraunces Tavern in downtown Manhattan alongside Rev. Al Cockfield, says he's launching the "draft Eric back campaign" to try to get Eric Adams back in the mayoral race.
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
More about it here: www.nydailynews.com/2025/09/30/b...
September 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is the start of a previously unknown Vonnegut novel and you won’t convince me otherwise.
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
3 of 20
3 of 20
December 26, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
3 of 20
3 of 20