The Bare Handyman but Now It’s a Costume
@thebarehandyman.bsky.social
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he/any - professional handyman According to chat “the most married man ever” and “slut”
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Me, lighting my petard: No way is this going to hoist me
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
In my household the cat has assumed plenary authority uh…………………………um……………
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thebarehandyman.bsky.social
Quoting this just because I want to be able to find it again. The comments and quotes read like a list of the best places to buy things on the tubes
swolecialism.bsky.social
there's sort of an inverted bell curve effect with websites where you can buy stuff, where' there's Normal Store like target or whatever, and then a lot of stuff where it sketches you out, and then there's a website that is so incredibly bad that it's obviously the Most Legit Specialist Company Ever
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
I think my slutty schrödinger costume arrived but I’m afraid to open the box
sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished
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thebarehandyman.bsky.social
[listening to Jason Molina] Yeah I’m fine, why do you ask?
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
On the other hand
coolhandkas.bsky.social
idk who needs to hear this right now but if you've accidentally made yourself the main character online the best thing you can do is keep posting through it. ignore everyone telling you to log off and keep spiralling publicly just trust me okay
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coolhandkas.bsky.social
idk who needs to hear this right now but if you've accidentally made yourself the main character online the best thing you can do is keep posting through it. ignore everyone telling you to log off and keep spiralling publicly just trust me okay
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
No, that’s what they’re asking. Ask not what creed can do for you—ask what you can do for creed
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
I don’t want to sign an updated user agreement I want a refrigerator with 4 moving parts
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marmel.bsky.social
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
Unfortunately my local supermarket chain is run by a fucking maga-pilled monopolizing price gouging family of assholes
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
THAT BUTT PROVIDES AN EXCELLENT CUSTOMER EXPERIENCE AND CONSISTENTLY SUPPORTS LOCAL COMMUNITY
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
I am absolutely delighted to be the first one to tell you that HEB stands for Howard Edward Butt
thebarehandyman.bsky.social
Trying a different grocery store just to feel something