thebeeb.bsky.social
@thebeeb.bsky.social
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I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.
I said: 'Inch-high knees?'
He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.'
November 13, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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I am currently reading The Complete Memoirs Of Ulysses S. Grant and am pleased to report the Republic has been this fucked before and survived. 🧐 🇺🇸
November 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
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[dads while standing on the top rung of a ladder] never ever stand on the top rung of a ladder
November 9, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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NGC3576 The Statue of liberty nebula by Matew Russell
October 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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*goku voice* lend me your energy!!!!

if this can get 50 reposts / 200 likes, i'll finish this pokemiku collab :D !!! #pixelart #aseprite
October 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Some recent drawings of my OC Sofia 📘
October 20, 2024 at 2:06 PM
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ever think about how this league doesn't let girls play
October 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
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Absorbing Vast Mental Health Through the content which Enriches Me
October 13, 2024 at 9:07 AM
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im told Rudy & Mayor Pete are putting aside the politics to smoke Crack and start a pussy getting bus tour. Our coutnry needs this right now
October 15, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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can't stop thinking about jerma saying "what's wrong with my guy??" when his webcam froze. incredible to refer to his actual human body as "my guy"
October 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM