zee
@thedeadanddreaming.bsky.social
i used to be a big fat bunny but now i'm just dead and dreaming. a no one of merit, 🏳️⚧️ normie with the bad posts
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running a double-blind experiment to see if listening to alternative rock increases brain activity. half of the test subjects will be listening to the cure, and the other half will be given placebo
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
running a double-blind experiment to see if listening to alternative rock increases brain activity. half of the test subjects will be listening to the cure, and the other half will be given placebo
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If one can believe in the passage of time, it's been 13 years since my brave little pooch did nothing in the face of chaos. Thank u for allowing him to burn. 🙆 🙇
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
If one can believe in the passage of time, it's been 13 years since my brave little pooch did nothing in the face of chaos. Thank u for allowing him to burn. 🙆 🙇
“I want to learn mtg” is apparently that one weird phrase to get both your amorous and platonic geeky partners all worked up
January 2, 2026 at 7:43 AM
“I want to learn mtg” is apparently that one weird phrase to get both your amorous and platonic geeky partners all worked up
Updated my vibe to “oddly passable until I stand up”
December 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Updated my vibe to “oddly passable until I stand up”
Still alive. I guess
December 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Still alive. I guess
checking the mental age of my coworkers by calling Free Bird a meme song
April 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
checking the mental age of my coworkers by calling Free Bird a meme song
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When you get all of your friend groups together in one place
April 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When you get all of your friend groups together in one place
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," I holler as I overturn democracy and turn the United States of America into the United States of Shit
April 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," I holler as I overturn democracy and turn the United States of America into the United States of Shit
The first and only time I’m doing the TDOV thing
March 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The first and only time I’m doing the TDOV thing
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My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
March 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
My favourite episode is the one where Poirot gets a shoulder-mounted cannon.
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NGL J. D. Vance sounds like a shite indy wrestling name for a wrestler who stinks it up inside the ring and the fans boo not because he plays the villain well but because he's actually awful as a performer and the fans are asking the promoter for a refund.
March 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
NGL J. D. Vance sounds like a shite indy wrestling name for a wrestler who stinks it up inside the ring and the fans boo not because he plays the villain well but because he's actually awful as a performer and the fans are asking the promoter for a refund.
money issues suck but i feel like this isn't news to a lot of people these days
February 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
money issues suck but i feel like this isn't news to a lot of people these days
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That’s how you write a headline, people.
February 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
That’s how you write a headline, people.
I don’t attract many chasers but when I do it’s always the wordiest mfer.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I don’t attract many chasers but when I do it’s always the wordiest mfer.
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Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
January 28, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Boston Market recently changed their name to Boston MARKET, a move that increased their market capitalization by 500%
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until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to **** **** **** , ai will forever and always be a childs toy
January 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
until it can provide us with a specific and foolproof list of instructions to **** **** **** , ai will forever and always be a childs toy
Since it’s the current thing to flex about follower count i too passed my highest follower count than i had on twitter. Thank you bot influx it would literally never happen without you
January 14, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Since it’s the current thing to flex about follower count i too passed my highest follower count than i had on twitter. Thank you bot influx it would literally never happen without you
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Taking two adderall and counting everything at Books-A-Million because I think they’re full of shit
January 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Taking two adderall and counting everything at Books-A-Million because I think they’re full of shit
survival isn't guaranteed and making it through this year is going to be a feat of note
January 8, 2025 at 8:50 AM
survival isn't guaranteed and making it through this year is going to be a feat of note
January it isn’t even five days in maybe don’t suck this much this hard
January 4, 2025 at 10:58 AM
January it isn’t even five days in maybe don’t suck this much this hard
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Today is the most Mondayish-feeling Thursday ever.
January 2, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Today is the most Mondayish-feeling Thursday ever.
practicing self tying as a form of self care
January 2, 2025 at 9:29 AM
practicing self tying as a form of self care
New Year’s Eve fit check
December 31, 2024 at 9:22 PM
New Year’s Eve fit check