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I bet Joe Strummer & Gord Downie would figure this out.
I laughed at this harder than I probably should have.
December 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Lede correction:

Doug Ford's friends sue Ontario taxpayers for broken promises Doug made his friends to enrich Doug's friends.
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
There should be fines for playing Christmas music from now until November.
December 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today is the greatest day of the year. 364 days....
December 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Sorry. It's a national security issue.
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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I think the best thing about this Christmas season is how affordable everything is now that there's no carbon tax on gasoline just like the Conservatives promised would happen.
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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A hill on which I will die: Calvin and Hobbes is one of the great pieces of 20th-century American literature in no small part because it was never turned into anything aside from a comic strip. Leave it be.
December 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM
That's what fucking collaborators say
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Why is this tiny gesture so funny
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Fuck this. Fuuuuuuck this
Another poison pill buried in Mark Carney’s budget: a repeal of a reduced postage rates for books and shipments between libraries.

Libraries across the country are sounding the alarm for what it would mean for the viability of another essential public institution.
Libraries say budget proposal to end shipping program would be 'catastrophic | CBC News
Libraries across Canada say a proposed change in the federal budget bill would end their ability to ship books at reduced rates, threatening interlibrary loan programs and possibly forcing the closure...
www.cbc.ca
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
@mcuban.bsky.social hey Mark, remember this from 8 months ago? Numbers don't lie. A real FAFO lesson.
December 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
@thestar.com someone please pass on to Vinay that Joe Rogan is a celebration of douchebaggery.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is why I tried to get people to make a bet when they said the tour would implode before they made it to Canada. I should have upped the odds.
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
December 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Please let there be a documentary that I can throw on Christmas Day
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Thoughts and prayers to Dani Filth 🙏🏼
November 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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When your ambassador is SO deranged that Time Magazine says, "Yeah, that quote sounds real".
November 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM