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Vasillac the Gifted
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Revel in your ability. Vanity is worthiness.

Liberal, cis gay man 🌈 Sometimes I just want to look at really hot men instead of being bombarded with shit news constantly, sorry not sorry 💜
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Having finally caught up with the Avatar films and falling down the inevitable gay Na'vi fanart rabbit hole, I demand James Cameron answers the following in Avatar 4, for research purpose. How large is the average Na'vi penis and does their cum glow in the dark ?
Wouldn't it just be lovely if we could start off 2026 without a potential NATO civil war ?
January 18, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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“Emily, surely you must be joking,” you say. “Surely James Cameron, most profitable director in the world, didn’t say that the Na’vi of Pandora have huge cocks.” And to that I respond with
December 31, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Following circulation of this image amongst the rank and file RDA soldiers desertion increased at an alarming rate.
Are you bold enough to taste the fire?

#avatar #varang
January 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Having finally caught up with the Avatar films and falling down the inevitable gay Na'vi fanart rabbit hole, I demand James Cameron answers the following in Avatar 4, for research purpose. How large is the average Na'vi penis and does their cum glow in the dark ?
January 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Our lord Slaanesh absolves you of all cringe 💜
just realized I've never posted this on bluesky
#meme #40k #slaanesh
January 7, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Find yourself a butthole that does both
September 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Hey Bluesky algorithm just a little reminder for my news feed. As a gay man, hot men and associated horniness = happy brain. Plus sized women threatening to spray breast milk everywhere = sad brain. Maybe, just fucking maybe the news feed should actually reflect what you search for, not random crap.
December 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
LEAVE MY LOVELY RINGS ALONE.
December 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The Realm of Slaanesh is proud to announce it's new partnership with Voxtek Media Conglomerate ! TRUST US, for all your carnal desires 💜😈
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I want to do a worldwide survery to find out who actually sees an ad for AI porn and thinks to themselves it's gooning time 🍆 Between the narrators attempt at sounding sultry and the animated blow up dolls flailing around the whole thing has me in stitches 💀
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This would bankrupt me and be physically impossible to fit in my house but I must aquire it 💜🤣
The stars out tonight!

"Priceless Giant Amethyst Geode"
at the American Museum of Natural History

#WeekOforOpulent
#AlphabetChallenge
October 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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It’s fake. These images were circulated six months ago, described as being of the X offices. As it happens, that also wasn’t true!

I urge everyone to please fact check this stuff before sharing it. Diligence is the ally of truth!
October 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
For anyone who has got the Lego Mineral collection, you end up with quite a few spare pieces. I would suggest replacing some of the parts with the additional curved, flat, and transparent pieces to make the minerals look a bit more natural. It's a minor thing, but it makes quite a difference.
October 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
People need to learn to embrace the block 🚫 option more often. It will make your life so much easier.
October 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I like big rocks I cannot lie, the new Lego Mineral collection is pretty neat. Also the Hollow Knight is chilling 💜
October 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Mild take:

The vilification of "virtue signalling" was a political project designed to make even the most subtle reminders of what decency is uncouth and it fucking worked.
September 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Huge amethyst geode from Artigas, Uruguay

Photo: Sage Crystals
#crystals #gems #geode
August 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'll be getting this as soon as I can 💜
#MinCup25 fans: A #minerals themed Lego set is coming out in October! Featuring pyrite, tourmaline, amethyst, rhodochrosite, fluorite and tangerine quartz. It's based on a Lego Ideas design which was submitted back in 2023! ⚒️🧪 #geology
www.lego.com/en-gb/catego...
Build a Striking Geological Display with LEGO® Ideas Mineral Collection
Immerse yourself in the world of geology with this colorful LEGO® Ideas Mineral Collection, which also makes a striking addition to your home décor!
www.lego.com
September 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I completely forgot about the UKs emergency alert test earlier and screamed like a little girl 🤣
September 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Brought my first Lego set in years, the Bonsai Tree set. Looks absolutely gorgeous, but 100 frogs is too many frogs 💜🤣
August 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The UK government has blocked my access to the Rule 34 Hentai site. This is an unforgivable sin which will not go unpunished. My gooning sessions will not be stopped by government decree 🍑🍆
July 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?
July 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM