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No. The Medicaid portals were shut down because the OMB demanded they be. They’re only back up because of the outcry. I’d tell you to stop lying but we know that’s a feature of this administration.
January 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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MAGA: This is what you voted for. We tried to warn you.
January 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
If you've ever wondered what the toilet in the back of an auto shop looks like, then I have a surprise for you! Cleaned this baby today, which should make me a shoe-in for employee of the month.
January 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I realized today that the song "In A Gadda Da Vida" at ~ 17 min long was a gateway tune for me at a young age. Not surprising that I love bands like the Grateful Dead.
January 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm trying to paint and glue tiny model pieces together and this cat is wreaking havoc on my operations. She's been banned from the project area after repeated raids to steal pieces, drink paint water and other assorted fuckery. She cannot be stopped, only contained.
January 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Building my first car model since childhood and I'm having a blast.
January 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Shocker: turbo Christian turns out to be a drifter. Tax the church.
December 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
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what if the skydiving christian baby just has bad vibes?
November 15, 2023 at 2:15 AM
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BREAKING: Tim Scott was running for president
November 13, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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Tim Scott withdrawing from GOP race. Understandable. He’s got a serious girlfriend and relationships are a big time commitment.
November 13, 2023 at 2:38 AM
Good. Not great.
November 13, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Joshua Tree National Park was my 2nd favorite ride of 2023. (surpassed only by my Las Vegas dalliance w/Taylor Swift) 400 miles round trip, including a 25 mile ride through the park just to get to our campsite.
November 12, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Took Larry down to the beach today to break the news. Back to work so adios twice-daily siestas. This is his, "what do you mean you got a job", face.

🐶🤠
November 9, 2023 at 5:33 AM
“You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.”
Accepted my dream job today and officially gave corporate america the middle-finger "goodbye." I am now a technician at a lube (giggity) and auto maintenance shop.

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Learn To Surf
"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf."#surf #surfing #imperialbeach #sandiego
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November 9, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Hint: if you relax your eyes and stare long enough you'll see a tree.
November 7, 2023 at 5:01 PM
Peleton can we just not this holiday season with the trainer regurgitating Successories platitudes with the music and Karen in her spare bedroom on an overpriced laundry rack while the sun comes up outside where she should be anyway? Thx.
November 7, 2023 at 4:40 PM
the Legal Help Center insists they have agents standing by if you've been in an accident & it wasn't your fault. what if it was totally your fault?
November 6, 2023 at 5:05 AM
Just a couple of pals taking-in a sunset.
November 6, 2023 at 1:21 AM
I'm detecting some innuendo 🤔
November 5, 2023 at 8:35 PM
vintage chonk
I love this roly-poly happy chonklet so much. 1929. www.skinnerinc.com/auctions/250...
November 5, 2023 at 7:37 AM
played dead to see how my cats would react. I'm tasty is how they reacted. 🤨🥰
November 5, 2023 at 5:12 AM