Parallel Parker
@theeventrashierhit.bsky.social
They/Them | idk how active I’ll be
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They say you should nurture your child’s interests from a young age which is why I’m training my baby to eat progressively larger airplanes
March 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
They say you should nurture your child’s interests from a young age which is why I’m training my baby to eat progressively larger airplanes
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Some five-word horror stories for Friday the 13th:
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Some five-word horror stories for Friday the 13th:
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
Running out of tea bags
Someone talking in a lift
Unexpected knock on the door
Biscuit falling into your brew
Stuck on rail replacement bus
Forgetting to take an umbrella
Missing bin day before Christmas
Say a bit about yourself
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bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
November 11, 2024 at 7:27 AM
bad news dude, they're on the Fighter Select screen selecting and deselecting you over and over to make fun of your voice line. they're saying the little pose you do when selected is wack. they're rotating you
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I don't care if old game designers were worse and didn't know anything. Because their games had more swag
October 31, 2024 at 12:59 PM
I don't care if old game designers were worse and didn't know anything. Because their games had more swag
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Happy Halloween
October 30, 2024 at 1:45 PM
Happy Halloween
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scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight
October 18, 2024 at 9:43 PM
scrolling thru bluesky without a single doomscrolling or ragebait post in plain sight
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