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The Hell Express
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“We’re on an express elevator straight to hell! Going down!!!!” - Hudson (Bill Paxton)

Loving most games, most sci-fi, most soundtracks, and most chocolate chip cookies.

Instablock bots and trolls. 🧌
Adding a lot of people to the Liberal Cringe list this morning.
May 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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The Norton Library edition of my translation of the Iliad, with stylish red cover, is now available. It has complete text, maps, notes, introduction and translator's note, and it's yours for under $10 (as are many other tempting Norton Library volumes). wwnorton.com/books/978132...
April 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I can’t find it, but I saw a TikTok where this door lady was listing all of Trumps recent L’s and it quite literally gave me life. I have to find it.
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Might have to take a break from Bluesky. With everything being so negative and fucking ridiculous right now, my mental health is suffering a bit. Be back in a week unless something crazy happens!
April 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy, not only for non-citizens but for Americans as well.

Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data:
How to Enter the US With Your Digital Privacy Intact
Crossing into the United States has become increasingly dangerous for digital privacy. Here are a few steps you can take to minimize the risk of Customs and Border Protection accessing your data.
www.wired.com
April 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I swear to fucking god, if I didn’t have to work or kids or what the fuck else I’d just stay home and disassociate for the next 90 days.
April 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
April 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Reminder:

All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
@chriswu.com you should put a link to your app and a link to your website in your bio. If Bluesky doesn’t allow that then please disregard.

Have a lovely evening.
March 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Just helping Alexis locate this girl.💙
March 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Liberal memes need to be way less cringe and way more informative/actually funny.
March 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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SCOOP: From the beginning of Trump’s administration, DOGE had a plan to monitor USAID payments and was preparing to use US Treasury systems to halt them, according to new court documents, emails, and affidavits obtained by WIRED.
Inside DOGE’s Plan to Invade the Treasury—and Throttle USAID
Court filings show that from the earliest days of the second Trump administration, Elon Musk’s DOGE had a plan to infiltrate US Treasury payment systems—and turn them against USAID.
www.wired.com
March 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Don’t let them spin this Signal debacle as if it’s no big deal. It’s an epic national security failure and a massive story.
March 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal:
March 25, 2025 at 11:59 AM
More. Of. This. If we make it to 2026, I’m hoping we get more candidates running the new playbook. Tired of the Senior Squad holding on to their power with their mummified grip.
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM
No matter what happens, the memes coming out of this story are absolute 🔥

Conversely, it’s also how I know we’re cooked for real
March 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think we’re also missing another key point, in addition to this one here:
- Latino men are very against a woman in power/office. I’ve seen it. I’m Latino. It’s 100% a thing. What happened in Mexico isn’t happening here any time soon.

At this point, I can’t die on hills like this. It won’t help.
VP Harris was saying the same things AOC and Bernie are saying during her campaign rallies—the only difference is she wasn’t a white man or white-adjacent.
a man with a beard is wearing a red hat that says ' broken beats ' on it
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a red hat that says ' broken beats ' on it
media.tenor.com
March 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Mood, 2025-????
First they came for decorum and I said nothing because honestly fuck decorum
March 24, 2025 at 11:41 AM