Seabird
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I'm a genius and I can kill anything that lives (NSFW @thelastthirstybird.bsky.social ) Banner Credit ( https://vgen.co/dreamin_lilo )
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Happy birthday to Shirley Jackson, an all-time favorite of mine.
To celebrate, here's my favorite Jackson paperback cover art, an image that famously captures the central theme of The Lottery: boobs.
To celebrate, here's my favorite Jackson paperback cover art, an image that famously captures the central theme of The Lottery: boobs.
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy birthday to Shirley Jackson, an all-time favorite of mine.
To celebrate, here's my favorite Jackson paperback cover art, an image that famously captures the central theme of The Lottery: boobs.
To celebrate, here's my favorite Jackson paperback cover art, an image that famously captures the central theme of The Lottery: boobs.
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In truth, a mature man who uses hair-oil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere.
December 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
In truth, a mature man who uses hair-oil, unless medicinally, that man has probably got a quoggy spot in him somewhere.
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I post about balls swelling with pee and your timeline is embarrassing me
December 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I post about balls swelling with pee and your timeline is embarrassing me
There’s car discourse today, Jesus provides
December 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There’s car discourse today, Jesus provides
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"Cars should be locked from going over current speed limit" well that's great if you trust man's law over God's
December 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"Cars should be locked from going over current speed limit" well that's great if you trust man's law over God's
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If you search for certain vocaloid characters on DuckDuckGo the duck will cosplay as them
December 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If you search for certain vocaloid characters on DuckDuckGo the duck will cosplay as them
Dad’s mad it’s zero degrees out and I’m not wearing a coat, completely ignoring the fact that I’m wearing long socks
December 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Dad’s mad it’s zero degrees out and I’m not wearing a coat, completely ignoring the fact that I’m wearing long socks
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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still have plenty of slots open for monochrome sketches in the holiday sale! $25 for a holiday fit in the style of the last sale~
December 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
still have plenty of slots open for monochrome sketches in the holiday sale! $25 for a holiday fit in the style of the last sale~
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Consider helping them out, they do good shit.
December 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Consider helping them out, they do good shit.
I give Outer Worlds 2 thirty hours of my life before I got tired of it enough to stop
December 13, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I give Outer Worlds 2 thirty hours of my life before I got tired of it enough to stop
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Tried to get into Outer Worlds 2 again but after a few minutes of compiling shaders again and being a quarter done I decided I don't actually like the game enough to care
December 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Tried to get into Outer Worlds 2 again but after a few minutes of compiling shaders again and being a quarter done I decided I don't actually like the game enough to care
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U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
December 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
U.S. pals:
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army.
There are better charities out there. Much better.
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December 13, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Names my brain came up with when trying to remember what they called the CIA Mind Control Program
-Manchurian
-Munchausen
-Mr. Pibb
-Manchurian
-Munchausen
-Mr. Pibb
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Names my brain came up with when trying to remember what they called the CIA Mind Control Program
-Manchurian
-Munchausen
-Mr. Pibb
-Manchurian
-Munchausen
-Mr. Pibb
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man was out here cheating on his own daughter
Oh no, Woody Allen is in the Epstein files? WOODY ALLEN IS RUINED
December 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
man was out here cheating on his own daughter
I think there shouldn't be speed limits and if you are going slower than forty miles an hour by the time you leave your house you should be killed
December 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I think there shouldn't be speed limits and if you are going slower than forty miles an hour by the time you leave your house you should be killed
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tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch
December 16, 2024 at 4:59 AM
tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch
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a newly murdered thing of the sea
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
a newly murdered thing of the sea
In this house only good boys get the cuck chair
December 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
In this house only good boys get the cuck chair
