Lemon Wizard
@thelemonwizard.bsky.social
Citron Mage here to make lemonade
“You stand here that I would not die alone again. Still I die afraid.” - Da Earf 🌏 (III)
😭Peak writing.
😭Peak writing.
July 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“You stand here that I would not die alone again. Still I die afraid.” - Da Earf 🌏 (III)
😭Peak writing.
😭Peak writing.
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It’s 1:30pm. I’m on my second coffee and blasting Pink Pony Club in my car while doing work errands. It’s a decent day.
March 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It’s 1:30pm. I’m on my second coffee and blasting Pink Pony Club in my car while doing work errands. It’s a decent day.
Big. Fuckin. Mood. Add the inability to escape due to lack of funds and oh I don’t know maybe the whole planes falling out of the sky thing, and we just get to sit and be embarrassed by our country. Again. For like the 5th time.
Being American right now feels like sitting at a table in a restaurant while a loud, angry relative causes a scene—everyone’s watching, and no matter how much I whisper apologies, and show my discomfort, I can’t escape the shame of being associated.
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Big. Fuckin. Mood. Add the inability to escape due to lack of funds and oh I don’t know maybe the whole planes falling out of the sky thing, and we just get to sit and be embarrassed by our country. Again. For like the 5th time.
Why do the two “most powerful men” in America have nothing better to do than tweet and complain about people who disagree with them? I think the president should have something better to do. But hey, that’s what happens when a child gains power. It’s like a high schooler trying to flex.
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why do the two “most powerful men” in America have nothing better to do than tweet and complain about people who disagree with them? I think the president should have something better to do. But hey, that’s what happens when a child gains power. It’s like a high schooler trying to flex.
What if us complaining about ugly sonic is what got us here? If we had just given him a chance maybe we wouldn’t have to deal with facist Nazis running our country.
What if, man. What if.
What if, man. What if.
February 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
What if us complaining about ugly sonic is what got us here? If we had just given him a chance maybe we wouldn’t have to deal with facist Nazis running our country.
What if, man. What if.
What if, man. What if.
One of the service guys walked into my office on the phone “Bro no one touched MY balls. This is bullshit I want a refund on that physical.”
February 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One of the service guys walked into my office on the phone “Bro no one touched MY balls. This is bullshit I want a refund on that physical.”
Spite is just whimsy with an extra ingredient: Anger/disdain/loathing/take your pick.
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Spite is just whimsy with an extra ingredient: Anger/disdain/loathing/take your pick.
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Welp, time to destroy any semblance of good habits with money I have. But the table calls to me.
February 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Welp, time to destroy any semblance of good habits with money I have. But the table calls to me.
Frump administration shrunk my tea cans. This is the future the right wanted. Normal size tea cans. BRING BACK FULL SIZE PEACE TEA YOU FUCKS. This has been my rant today.
February 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Frump administration shrunk my tea cans. This is the future the right wanted. Normal size tea cans. BRING BACK FULL SIZE PEACE TEA YOU FUCKS. This has been my rant today.
My general disposition the last couple weeks. And probably the coming months.
a ground squirrel is standing on its hind legs on a wooden ledge .
ALT: a ground squirrel is standing on its hind legs on a wooden ledge .
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February 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My general disposition the last couple weeks. And probably the coming months.
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say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge
February 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
say drake, i hear you like em fuckin huge
Where is Thanos when you need him? But a Thanos that specifically hates the rich. Cause there are a couple fucksticks that need to be snapped out.
February 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Where is Thanos when you need him? But a Thanos that specifically hates the rich. Cause there are a couple fucksticks that need to be snapped out.
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I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny
February 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I feel like "elon musk has unlimited rights to your personal data and can literally steal your tax money while you have zero right to know what he's doing with it" should be pretty legible to everyone as tyranny
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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
February 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.
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The story of Noah is about mankind losing a war against God because he deploys a weapon of mass destruction and then only saves his snitch
February 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The story of Noah is about mankind losing a war against God because he deploys a weapon of mass destruction and then only saves his snitch
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At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks:
1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1
1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1
February 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At a meeting today with staffers for Senators Markey and Warren, the staffers made two concrete asks:
1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1
1. Please call or email and share your stories about how the current administration’s actions are hurting or will hurt you personally. The Senators can use these human stories to persuade those /1
Not a week goes by that I don’t wish I could wipe Armored Core VI from my memory so I could experience it for the first time again. Absolute masterpiece.
February 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Not a week goes by that I don’t wish I could wipe Armored Core VI from my memory so I could experience it for the first time again. Absolute masterpiece.
I’m here to rebel against the government and chew bubblegum. And I just got bubblegum in my beard. Help.
January 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I’m here to rebel against the government and chew bubblegum. And I just got bubblegum in my beard. Help.