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Liz 🌱
@thelizgreene.bsky.social
30 / Brooklyn / Artist
Grief is so weird and unexplainable. I just cried over spilling my iced coffee but it was really about a friend who got murdered 2 years ago? Absolutely no correlation but sometimes the brain goes haywire
June 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Summer is for hedonism I am having a cigarette I am wearing a skirt too short I am wearing impractical shoes because that’s the reason for the season
June 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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April 23, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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god gave me allergies bc he knew i’d be too powerful if i could breathe
April 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Lorde has released her comeback single ‘What Was That.’

Stream: open.spotify.com/album/4lvgj3...
What Was That
Lorde · Single · 2025 · 1 songs
open.spotify.com
April 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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April 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
my main life force is mango flavored uppers in all forms
April 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
one of the cruelest jokes the universe has played on me is giving me hip pain so i cant use my walking pad anymore </3 a bitch just wants to get her steps in!!!
April 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
its take your kid to work day and im trying soooo hard not to be the token kid-hater but damn,,, i really do not gaf about any child except for my niece.
April 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
some scenes from april
April 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Slugs have four noses.
April 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
my job is sitting at a desk and counting down the minutes until i can go home and green out
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Maybe I’m just delusional but I’m proud of the arm muscles I’ve grown so far
April 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why can’t I drink beer with a straw what is the crime????
April 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Winners chug cheap beer before the vampire movie
April 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
the most Boston thing about me is I just almost begged my wife to go to a Red Sox game because they’re gonna be in town when I’m in Cleveland this weekend
April 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I FORGOT I GET TO SEE @sinnersmovie.bsky.social TONIGHT AHHHHHHH 🦇
April 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This whole article is an absolute trip, just one insane sentence after the other
April 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
the gayest thing about me is the deep emotional bond I have with certain Ariana Grande songs
April 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
The whitest thing about me is how allergic I am to simply even existing during springtime
April 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
i got into full drag to go to the DMV to renew my license because i assumed I'd get to take a new photo but NOPE </3
April 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Vote for me for pope! My platform is: stop being fuckheads, mandatory daily journaling, and you get to sip on the wine throughout the whole service
April 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If this sore throat evolves into another Sickness I will punch a wall I’ve been sick TWICE this year so far already, one time being a debilitating bout of the flu. Chugging water and taking all the vitamins I can, along with lots of rest 🙏
April 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
calories don’t count on 4/20
April 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM