The Marti Chronicles
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The Marti Chronicles is written by Marti York, a Gen X cynic. Also find The Marti Chronicles at https://themartichronicles.com and https://themartichronicles.substack.com.
The funniest thing to watch is a man who only strength trains trying to do yoga.
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 AM
The funniest thing to watch is a man who only strength trains trying to do yoga.
I can't wait to watch the Law and Order episode where they figure out a way to prosecute an ICE agent for shooting a woman in the face after she disrespected him and his goon co-workers.
January 14, 2026 at 11:50 AM
I can't wait to watch the Law and Order episode where they figure out a way to prosecute an ICE agent for shooting a woman in the face after she disrespected him and his goon co-workers.
An American invasion of Greenland won't happen if American service members do the right thing and refuse Trump's illegal orders.
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 AM
An American invasion of Greenland won't happen if American service members do the right thing and refuse Trump's illegal orders.
People with guns are not brave. The real measure of bravery is being able to leave your house without a gun as a crutch.
January 11, 2026 at 12:20 PM
People with guns are not brave. The real measure of bravery is being able to leave your house without a gun as a crutch.
If women aren't allowed to have abortions because it's murder, then men shouldn't be allowed to have guns.
January 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
If women aren't allowed to have abortions because it's murder, then men shouldn't be allowed to have guns.
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That's why we said we'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear.
The taunt “big boy” - which might have been eluding to his weight as well - emasculated Ross. And he murdered someone 6 seconds later to protect himself from that emasculation.
If you’re thinking: that’s nuts.
You’d be right. And that’s why last year so many women chose the bear. 👇🧵
If you’re thinking: that’s nuts.
You’d be right. And that’s why last year so many women chose the bear. 👇🧵
January 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
That's why we said we'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear.
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It was such a poignant example of a woman needing to smile and be sweet in the face of a violent, emotionally stunted man. This is *why* we women behave this way. But this man happened to have a gun.
January 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
It was such a poignant example of a woman needing to smile and be sweet in the face of a violent, emotionally stunted man. This is *why* we women behave this way. But this man happened to have a gun.
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It seemed to me it was her kindness. It showed that she, not he, was the dominant figure in the exchange. So he had to dominate… and then call her a “fucking bitch.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:23 PM
It seemed to me it was her kindness. It showed that she, not he, was the dominant figure in the exchange. So he had to dominate… and then call her a “fucking bitch.”
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Renee Good was murdered because that rabid ICE agent was mad at her wife.
That’s it.
That’s why he did it.
That’s it.
That’s why he did it.
January 9, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Renee Good was murdered because that rabid ICE agent was mad at her wife.
That’s it.
That’s why he did it.
That’s it.
That’s why he did it.
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JONATHAN ROSS THREAD: 🧵 I think a certain # of women have seen the video from Ross’s cellphone showing the taunts that led to Renee’s murder.
And we feel in our bones that we’ve left immigration officer territory and entered domestic violence territory very quickly.
Here’s why: 👇🧵
And we feel in our bones that we’ve left immigration officer territory and entered domestic violence territory very quickly.
Here’s why: 👇🧵
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
JONATHAN ROSS THREAD: 🧵 I think a certain # of women have seen the video from Ross’s cellphone showing the taunts that led to Renee’s murder.
And we feel in our bones that we’ve left immigration officer territory and entered domestic violence territory very quickly.
Here’s why: 👇🧵
And we feel in our bones that we’ve left immigration officer territory and entered domestic violence territory very quickly.
Here’s why: 👇🧵
Apparently, JD Vance is Catholic. The Pope can and should excommunicate Vance. But that won't happen because the church needs his tithe and financial offerings. It's always about money with these dipshits, thinking they can buy their way into God's good graces. Pathetic.
January 10, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Apparently, JD Vance is Catholic. The Pope can and should excommunicate Vance. But that won't happen because the church needs his tithe and financial offerings. It's always about money with these dipshits, thinking they can buy their way into God's good graces. Pathetic.
If JD Vance can say Renee Good's murder was a tragedy of her own making, then I can say Charlie Kirk's murder was a tragedy of his own making. Free speech, bitches!
January 9, 2026 at 10:38 AM
If JD Vance can say Renee Good's murder was a tragedy of her own making, then I can say Charlie Kirk's murder was a tragedy of his own making. Free speech, bitches!
If we condemn physical violence, then we also must condemn verbal violence. Charlie Kirk engaged in verbal violence by degrading, demeaning, and blaming “others.” Charlie Kirk was just as guilty of violence as the person who killed him. Neither type of violence is acceptable.
September 11, 2025 at 10:15 AM
If we condemn physical violence, then we also must condemn verbal violence. Charlie Kirk engaged in verbal violence by degrading, demeaning, and blaming “others.” Charlie Kirk was just as guilty of violence as the person who killed him. Neither type of violence is acceptable.
The governors of Illinois and New York should preemptively call up their National Guard to protect Chicago and New York City from Trump's threatened invasions.
August 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The governors of Illinois and New York should preemptively call up their National Guard to protect Chicago and New York City from Trump's threatened invasions.
Socialism = the U. S. government having 10% ownership of Intel.
August 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Socialism = the U. S. government having 10% ownership of Intel.
Each day, it becomes more obvious that conservatives got conned by a liberal elite and sexual abuser from New York City.
August 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Each day, it becomes more obvious that conservatives got conned by a liberal elite and sexual abuser from New York City.
"The president of the United States is openly admitting that his party cannot win a free and fair election."
Wow.
Wow.
August 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"The president of the United States is openly admitting that his party cannot win a free and fair election."
Wow.
Wow.
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The argument against regulation is always the same: “It stifles growth and jobs.”
But just as tax cuts for corporations have not trickled down, regulatory cuts have not benefited most people.
Big companies enjoy bigger profits. Working people bear the costs.
But just as tax cuts for corporations have not trickled down, regulatory cuts have not benefited most people.
Big companies enjoy bigger profits. Working people bear the costs.
August 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The argument against regulation is always the same: “It stifles growth and jobs.”
But just as tax cuts for corporations have not trickled down, regulatory cuts have not benefited most people.
Big companies enjoy bigger profits. Working people bear the costs.
But just as tax cuts for corporations have not trickled down, regulatory cuts have not benefited most people.
Big companies enjoy bigger profits. Working people bear the costs.
Yes
if you have to let a trooper "escort" you everywhere, you're basically in his custody, aren't you?
August 20, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Yes
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I’m still waiting for a Republican business owner or farmer to get arrested for illegally employing migrant workers. When are we going to get perp walk videos of them being hauled off to vans in cuffs by masked agents?
August 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’m still waiting for a Republican business owner or farmer to get arrested for illegally employing migrant workers. When are we going to get perp walk videos of them being hauled off to vans in cuffs by masked agents?
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Abuser is the new "A" word. themartichronicles.substack.com/p/abuser-is-...
August 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Abuser is the new "A" word. themartichronicles.substack.com/p/abuser-is-...
Life is wasted by the young.
Young people are less engaged with U.S. politics than older Americans and less likely to say voting is important, AP-NORC poll finds.
Young adults are less likely to follow politics or say voting is important: AP-NORC poll
A new poll finds young people in the United States are less engaged in politics than older generations are.
bit.ly
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Life is wasted by the young.
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I'll be super curious to see if Silver pots out a tweet like this when Trump pardons Maxwell the convicted pedophile. My guess? Never in s million years.
Republicans are not held to a lower standard. They're held to no standard at all.
Republicans are not held to a lower standard. They're held to no standard at all.
August 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'll be super curious to see if Silver pots out a tweet like this when Trump pardons Maxwell the convicted pedophile. My guess? Never in s million years.
Republicans are not held to a lower standard. They're held to no standard at all.
Republicans are not held to a lower standard. They're held to no standard at all.
Everyone should leave Texas, not just the Democrats. Texas is a shithole state. Even people in Louisiana think Texas is a shithole.
August 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Everyone should leave Texas, not just the Democrats. Texas is a shithole state. Even people in Louisiana think Texas is a shithole.