The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
#Wülferhamptonian
Belligerent malcontent profanagiest.
Tuberdoor, Singest, Rhymist, Storyteller & Lute Twanglist.
Decomposer of ye Mercia Beat.
Frustrating degenerate bastard and Wilfully obtuse twat.
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm.
DMs disabled
Belligerent malcontent profanagiest.
Tuberdoor, Singest, Rhymist, Storyteller & Lute Twanglist.
Decomposer of ye Mercia Beat.
Frustrating degenerate bastard and Wilfully obtuse twat.
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm.
DMs disabled
I’d invite you to ‘eat my shorts’, but they aren’t beige.
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 AM
I’d invite you to ‘eat my shorts’, but they aren’t beige.
Much deliberating on laying this out. (the Blackstar Cab is a placeholder for a power amp and the looper will be swapped for a EQ/compressor)
January 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Much deliberating on laying this out. (the Blackstar Cab is a placeholder for a power amp and the looper will be swapped for a EQ/compressor)
The story of the MHB meteoric rise to obscurity.
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 AM
The story of the MHB meteoric rise to obscurity.
WAIT! WTF is THAT on the dashboard?
January 24, 2026 at 3:08 PM
WAIT! WTF is THAT on the dashboard?
Current level of incompetence with this bloody intro.
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Current level of incompetence with this bloody intro.
Actual X ray of my left thumb issue. That collection of small bones in the middle of the picture is supposed to have cartilage between them. In my case it’s eroded and I get bone rubbing on bone. The right hand is the same. My mum had similar issues, so it’s probably a genetic issue.
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Actual X ray of my left thumb issue. That collection of small bones in the middle of the picture is supposed to have cartilage between them. In my case it’s eroded and I get bone rubbing on bone. The right hand is the same. My mum had similar issues, so it’s probably a genetic issue.
Evening…
January 21, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Evening…
But I have …
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
But I have …
I have wrecked my left hand. 😬
January 21, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I have wrecked my left hand. 😬
Come on man. Collect yourself, give your hat a polish and remember that you are the ultimate psychopath. Songs have been written about you.
January 21, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Come on man. Collect yourself, give your hat a polish and remember that you are the ultimate psychopath. Songs have been written about you.
Taylor GS mini-e plus
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Taylor GS mini-e plus
‘bout right.
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
‘bout right.
Have you tried this variety?
January 20, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Have you tried this variety?
Exactly
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Exactly
So I clicks on the link and the first thing I see is this Ad. After the tanning episode, my immediate reaction on seeing 'collagn' is "OMG WTF is she trying now?!"
😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 17, 2026 at 12:05 PM
So I clicks on the link and the first thing I see is this Ad. After the tanning episode, my immediate reaction on seeing 'collagn' is "OMG WTF is she trying now?!"
😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
OK. You set the blue eye challenge remember.
This one?
This one?
January 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
OK. You set the blue eye challenge remember.
This one?
This one?
I think this one’s better. Hasn’t got the errant finger vibe.
January 14, 2026 at 9:41 PM
I think this one’s better. Hasn’t got the errant finger vibe.
Your wish is my command Oh Queen of the Citrus.
January 13, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Your wish is my command Oh Queen of the Citrus.