The Phantom of the Mead Hall Bard
@themeadhallbard.bsky.social
#Wülferhamptonian
Belligerent malcontent profanagiest.
Tuberdoor, Singest, Rhymist, Storyteller & Lute Twanglist.
Decomposer of ye Mercia Beat.
Frustrating degenerate bastard and Wilfully obtuse twat.
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm.
DMs disabled
Belligerent malcontent profanagiest.
Tuberdoor, Singest, Rhymist, Storyteller & Lute Twanglist.
Decomposer of ye Mercia Beat.
Frustrating degenerate bastard and Wilfully obtuse twat.
Murdered at the behest of WülfHelm.
DMs disabled
All currency transactions are dealt with by @bankmercia.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 11:48 AM
All currency transactions are dealt with by @bankmercia.bsky.social
One SACK. Jeez. I’ll wait for @bankmercia.bsky.social’s opinion. (You could be trading on toes here)
January 22, 2026 at 11:47 AM
One SACK. Jeez. I’ll wait for @bankmercia.bsky.social’s opinion. (You could be trading on toes here)
No idea. It’s all a bit weird if you ask me.
January 22, 2026 at 11:45 AM
No idea. It’s all a bit weird if you ask me.
All currency matters are dealt with by @bankmercia.bsky.social
January 22, 2026 at 11:44 AM
All currency matters are dealt with by @bankmercia.bsky.social
My sight reading is shite reading. 😂
January 22, 2026 at 11:21 AM
My sight reading is shite reading. 😂
Mornin’
I’ve had worse.
I’ve had worse.
January 22, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Mornin’
I’ve had worse.
I’ve had worse.
Not a euphemism.
January 22, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Not a euphemism.
Annoying
January 22, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Annoying
I was very small. Although I do remember it bloody hurt.
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I was very small. Although I do remember it bloody hurt.
It is what it is. I’ve never really known anything else. Stereo is a mystery to me.
January 22, 2026 at 9:52 AM
It is what it is. I’ve never really known anything else. Stereo is a mystery to me.
Too late. Completely deaf in right ear due to abscess as a child. I jealously guard the other one these days.
January 22, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Too late. Completely deaf in right ear due to abscess as a child. I jealously guard the other one these days.
I like to think of it as a dead giveaway.
January 22, 2026 at 9:16 AM
I like to think of it as a dead giveaway.
Yeah. I saw it too. If they can make that work in humans it’d fix me.
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Yeah. I saw it too. If they can make that work in humans it’d fix me.
Actual X ray of my left thumb issue. That collection of small bones in the middle of the picture is supposed to have cartilage between them. In my case it’s eroded and I get bone rubbing on bone. The right hand is the same. My mum had similar issues, so it’s probably a genetic issue.
January 22, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Actual X ray of my left thumb issue. That collection of small bones in the middle of the picture is supposed to have cartilage between them. In my case it’s eroded and I get bone rubbing on bone. The right hand is the same. My mum had similar issues, so it’s probably a genetic issue.
Mornin’ Ness.
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Mornin’ Ness.
Mornin’
January 22, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Mornin’
Mornin’ your Grace.
January 22, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Mornin’ your Grace.
Mornin’
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Mornin’
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 22, 2026 at 7:07 AM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The thumb has settled a bit. 👍
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The thumb has settled a bit. 👍
I ordered it 🤣
January 22, 2026 at 6:58 AM
I ordered it 🤣
Cheers Ken
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Cheers Ken