Han
@themperorhan.bsky.social
24 y/o Non-Binary (hot!) | INFP | Aquarius ☀️ Pisces 🌙 Sag 🔺 | just some guy who loves talking to the Universe ✨🪐
My male coworker just wrote in saying he will be in and out because his wife is sick and he’s on “daddy duty.”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The expectation for mothers is to do everything everywhere all at once.
But fathers?? Well if they care for the kids PT, well that’s incredible!
Fuck that. 🖕
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The expectation for mothers is to do everything everywhere all at once.
But fathers?? Well if they care for the kids PT, well that’s incredible!
Fuck that. 🖕
January 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My male coworker just wrote in saying he will be in and out because his wife is sick and he’s on “daddy duty.”
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The expectation for mothers is to do everything everywhere all at once.
But fathers?? Well if they care for the kids PT, well that’s incredible!
Fuck that. 🖕
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
The expectation for mothers is to do everything everywhere all at once.
But fathers?? Well if they care for the kids PT, well that’s incredible!
Fuck that. 🖕
It’s really jover damn
a cartoon character with a sad look on his face is wearing a purple suit
ALT: a cartoon character with a sad look on his face is wearing a purple suit
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January 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s really jover damn
Facebook is so fkd I just reported a deepfake of Keanu reeves wearing a republican “divided nation” shirt from some fraudulent shirt company. Instantly got a response from FB that this doesn’t go against ToS…
Scamming isn’t fraud according to M*rk Zuc*erb*rg!!
Scamming isn’t fraud according to M*rk Zuc*erb*rg!!
January 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Facebook is so fkd I just reported a deepfake of Keanu reeves wearing a republican “divided nation” shirt from some fraudulent shirt company. Instantly got a response from FB that this doesn’t go against ToS…
Scamming isn’t fraud according to M*rk Zuc*erb*rg!!
Scamming isn’t fraud according to M*rk Zuc*erb*rg!!
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mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
January 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women
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Light of Iris (1924)
by Georgia O'Keeffe #womensart
by Georgia O'Keeffe #womensart
January 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Light of Iris (1924)
by Georgia O'Keeffe #womensart
by Georgia O'Keeffe #womensart
The way I feel about Anita Dry’s death is the same way I feel about Brain Thompson’s: 🥰😝☺️🤪✨🎉🙌🤩
January 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
The way I feel about Anita Dry’s death is the same way I feel about Brain Thompson’s: 🥰😝☺️🤪✨🎉🙌🤩
I hope everyone is staying safe ❤️
a pink panther standing in front of a fireplace with the words stay warm and cozy
ALT: a pink panther standing in front of a fireplace with the words stay warm and cozy
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January 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I hope everyone is staying safe ❤️
2025 I really am going to be better!!!
January 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
2025 I really am going to be better!!!
Some good news though!! I have adopted a kitten!! This is my son, Clementine :)
December 12, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Some good news though!! I have adopted a kitten!! This is my son, Clementine :)
Deadass yall I am going to cry my job is KILLING ME 😭😭😭 I hate the job market rn I have been trying to leave for A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. Not ONE interview. Nothing. The defeat is real. The college debt is real. I feel like I have wasted the past 7 years of my life for literally nothing. :)
December 12, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Deadass yall I am going to cry my job is KILLING ME 😭😭😭 I hate the job market rn I have been trying to leave for A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. Not ONE interview. Nothing. The defeat is real. The college debt is real. I feel like I have wasted the past 7 years of my life for literally nothing. :)
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Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
November 27, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis
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I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
November 27, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
My wife is getting me into Dark Souls and I hate to say I’m getting way too invested, might have to take the dive fr :)
November 27, 2024 at 6:57 PM
My wife is getting me into Dark Souls and I hate to say I’m getting way too invested, might have to take the dive fr :)
Manifesting a half day at work today!!
a cartoon of patrick star meditating with the words manifesting mode engaged written below him
Alt: a cartoon of patrick star meditating with the words manifesting mode engaged written below him
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November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Manifesting a half day at work today!!
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Irish artist Mary Swanzy, Woman with white bonnet, 1920
November 27, 2024 at 6:30 AM
Irish artist Mary Swanzy, Woman with white bonnet, 1920
I can’t forgive Dunkin Donuts for discontinuing the French cruller. Whoever made that call deserves jail time.
November 27, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I can’t forgive Dunkin Donuts for discontinuing the French cruller. Whoever made that call deserves jail time.
Little Caesars and this
a close up of a man 's face with a black shirt on .
Alt: Man getting a little too close to the camera in an aggressive manner. Possibly shitting his pants
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November 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Little Caesars and this
Let’s fucking go..?…!
Tonight there will be a Blue Supermoon at 9:35 ET
The moon will appear about 8% larger than a normal full moon and 15% brighter than a normal full moon.
The next one won't be until January 2037. Keep any eye out tonight!
The moon will appear about 8% larger than a normal full moon and 15% brighter than a normal full moon.
The next one won't be until January 2037. Keep any eye out tonight!
November 21, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Let’s fucking go..?…!
I stg I am doing one of the workplace harassment trainings and god are they stupid.
Literally one of the statements was (in summary)
“Misgendering bad, but accidents happen! :) it’s okay to misgender on accident!” UM HELLO??
Everyday I am “accidentally” misgendered. Doesn’t make it okay tf??
Literally one of the statements was (in summary)
“Misgendering bad, but accidents happen! :) it’s okay to misgender on accident!” UM HELLO??
Everyday I am “accidentally” misgendered. Doesn’t make it okay tf??
November 21, 2024 at 4:03 PM
I stg I am doing one of the workplace harassment trainings and god are they stupid.
Literally one of the statements was (in summary)
“Misgendering bad, but accidents happen! :) it’s okay to misgender on accident!” UM HELLO??
Everyday I am “accidentally” misgendered. Doesn’t make it okay tf??
Literally one of the statements was (in summary)
“Misgendering bad, but accidents happen! :) it’s okay to misgender on accident!” UM HELLO??
Everyday I am “accidentally” misgendered. Doesn’t make it okay tf??
Last night taught me that my phone can take cute pics of the night sky now!! ✨
November 19, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Last night taught me that my phone can take cute pics of the night sky now!! ✨
Mad that I woke up again this morning and had to go to work :(
a painting of a man walking in the fog
Alt: A glitched Jane(?) from Dead by Daylight. In this gif, she’s giving slenderman
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November 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Mad that I woke up again this morning and had to go to work :(
"IM NOT GAY NO MORE"
- Me when I lie
- Me when I lie
November 19, 2024 at 5:40 PM
"IM NOT GAY NO MORE"
- Me when I lie
- Me when I lie
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when im just trying to decorate my home and a villager decides to randomly barge into MY HOUSE without invitation
a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh god get out get out get out get out
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and says oh god get out get out get out get out
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November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
when im just trying to decorate my home and a villager decides to randomly barge into MY HOUSE without invitation
Omg omg my 5 yo cat SAT in MY LAP for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! 😭
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Omg omg my 5 yo cat SAT in MY LAP for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! 😭
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Tweaking fr in the office bc no Diet Coke in the fridge gonna start arching my back and ripping my shirt off like a werewolf raaaahhhhhh 😠😠😠😠😠
November 19, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Tweaking fr in the office bc no Diet Coke in the fridge gonna start arching my back and ripping my shirt off like a werewolf raaaahhhhhh 😠😠😠😠😠