The Mushroom System
@themushroomsys.bsky.social
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🐝 Beowulf
🦎 Caryll
♦️ Harlegwen
💤 Hypnos
🅱️ The Over-Bitch
🩷 Kurumu
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🐝 Beowulf
🦎 Caryll
♦️ Harlegwen
💤 Hypnos
🅱️ The Over-Bitch
🩷 Kurumu
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French house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Dutch house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Chicago house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Future house? I'd hope so
Deep house? They dont have HOUSES IN THE WATER. IDIOT. STUPID. IMBECILE.
Dutch house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Chicago house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Future house? I'd hope so
Deep house? They dont have HOUSES IN THE WATER. IDIOT. STUPID. IMBECILE.
December 26, 2025 at 6:33 AM
French house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Dutch house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Chicago house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Future house? I'd hope so
Deep house? They dont have HOUSES IN THE WATER. IDIOT. STUPID. IMBECILE.
Dutch house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Chicago house? Yeah I figured they had those there
Future house? I'd hope so
Deep house? They dont have HOUSES IN THE WATER. IDIOT. STUPID. IMBECILE.
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The crash WAS your fault. It was yesterday. You should NOT let Me go.
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The crash WAS your fault. It was yesterday. You should NOT let Me go.
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I've been feeling a bit too normal lately so uuhhhh
I want to grind My nullge against a 7 day old corpse I want to literally give a girl a mental illness I want to get a twink pregnant and force him to have an abortion I want to cover the whole world in My hair etc etc
I want to grind My nullge against a 7 day old corpse I want to literally give a girl a mental illness I want to get a twink pregnant and force him to have an abortion I want to cover the whole world in My hair etc etc
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I've been feeling a bit too normal lately so uuhhhh
I want to grind My nullge against a 7 day old corpse I want to literally give a girl a mental illness I want to get a twink pregnant and force him to have an abortion I want to cover the whole world in My hair etc etc
I want to grind My nullge against a 7 day old corpse I want to literally give a girl a mental illness I want to get a twink pregnant and force him to have an abortion I want to cover the whole world in My hair etc etc
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Physics will forever be incomplete until they discover the L Boson
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Physics will forever be incomplete until they discover the L Boson
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I'm going to fuck the giant machine and NOBODY can STOP ME. I AM PUTTING MY DICK IN THE SERVER RACK
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I'm going to fuck the giant machine and NOBODY can STOP ME. I AM PUTTING MY DICK IN THE SERVER RACK
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Remember! Bad and naughty children that use "narcissist" as an insult get their constituent quarks and bosons returned to the quantum soup
December 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Remember! Bad and naughty children that use "narcissist" as an insult get their constituent quarks and bosons returned to the quantum soup
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I'm pro-death, I think men should be forced to get pregnant and then have abortion forced on them
December 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm pro-death, I think men should be forced to get pregnant and then have abortion forced on them
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Listen up, Liberal: I got kicked off the wheel of samsara
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Listen up, Liberal: I got kicked off the wheel of samsara
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SMASH. NEXT QUESTION.
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
SMASH. NEXT QUESTION.
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Oh damn...this character is insane, evil, manipulative and really good at it.... *starts taking notes*
December 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Oh damn...this character is insane, evil, manipulative and really good at it.... *starts taking notes*
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Looking sufficiently sick af in My Terraria playthrough
December 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Looking sufficiently sick af in My Terraria playthrough
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Who the fuck looks at Samus Aran and goes "she's straight and cis"
December 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Who the fuck looks at Samus Aran and goes "she's straight and cis"
you can tell everyone working at marvel are "peter parker is spider-man miles morales is miles morales" people because they actually like miles
December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
you can tell everyone working at marvel are "peter parker is spider-man miles morales is miles morales" people because they actually like miles
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Addressing certain myths:
"There is no Santa Claus" FALSE
"There is no Easter Bunny" FALSE
"There is no queen of england" TRUE; they put her downstairs, she's worm food now
"There is no Santa Claus" FALSE
"There is no Easter Bunny" FALSE
"There is no queen of england" TRUE; they put her downstairs, she's worm food now
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Addressing certain myths:
"There is no Santa Claus" FALSE
"There is no Easter Bunny" FALSE
"There is no queen of england" TRUE; they put her downstairs, she's worm food now
"There is no Santa Claus" FALSE
"There is no Easter Bunny" FALSE
"There is no queen of england" TRUE; they put her downstairs, she's worm food now
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James Cordon is a human rights violation -Alastor
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
James Cordon is a human rights violation -Alastor
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If you follow Me you should probably turn all the filters off, because by My estimates 90% of My stuff will get filtered.
Also, what in god's fucking name!!
Also, what in god's fucking name!!
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
If you follow Me you should probably turn all the filters off, because by My estimates 90% of My stuff will get filtered.
Also, what in god's fucking name!!
Also, what in god's fucking name!!
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Vore and cannibalism are two completely different things playing on two completely different concepts and until we realise this we will never be a real society
December 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Vore and cannibalism are two completely different things playing on two completely different concepts and until we realise this we will never be a real society
The world if people realised cannibalism and vore were very different kinks
December 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The world if people realised cannibalism and vore were very different kinks
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Susie
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Susie
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On the topic of the new episode of TADC: FUCK
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
On the topic of the new episode of TADC: FUCK
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They call it siscon bc life will conspire to keep you from spending every second with your sister so you just feel like you got conned out of time with her
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
They call it siscon bc life will conspire to keep you from spending every second with your sister so you just feel like you got conned out of time with her
Twins that say "if you incest" to eachother instead of "if you insist"
[They are fucking]
[They are fucking]
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Twins that say "if you incest" to eachother instead of "if you insist"
[They are fucking]
[They are fucking]
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its so fucking funny that roblox keeps getting exemptions from these laws
"to access any website we need full access to all your biometrics, a few forms of ID, and a blood sample, UNLESS you're trying to access the 'Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Baby Casino & Pedophile Haven,' that ones a freebie"
"to access any website we need full access to all your biometrics, a few forms of ID, and a blood sample, UNLESS you're trying to access the 'Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Baby Casino & Pedophile Haven,' that ones a freebie"
Not sure it's the best idea to leave Discord and Roblox on the exemption list.
Also not a fan of outright bans here given it will push users to find workarounds / alternatives.
China's approach is also heavy handed, but with a focus on time, spend and content restrictions backed by real name ID.
Also not a fan of outright bans here given it will push users to find workarounds / alternatives.
China's approach is also heavy handed, but with a focus on time, spend and content restrictions backed by real name ID.
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
its so fucking funny that roblox keeps getting exemptions from these laws
"to access any website we need full access to all your biometrics, a few forms of ID, and a blood sample, UNLESS you're trying to access the 'Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Baby Casino & Pedophile Haven,' that ones a freebie"
"to access any website we need full access to all your biometrics, a few forms of ID, and a blood sample, UNLESS you're trying to access the 'Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Baby Casino & Pedophile Haven,' that ones a freebie"
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HELP SUSIE IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE IN HAIR BASEMENT AND FORCING ME TO SCRAMBLE HAIR RUBIKS CUBES FOR HAIR BETWEEN SOLVES
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
HELP SUSIE IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE IN HAIR BASEMENT AND FORCING ME TO SCRAMBLE HAIR RUBIKS CUBES FOR HAIR BETWEEN SOLVES
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The sounding of silence by freaky simon and horny garfunkel
December 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
The sounding of silence by freaky simon and horny garfunkel